What Philosophy you abscribe to function

Is there a way to add a additional title to everyone, dedicated to naming your philosophy or religion… just that, no funny titles or puns.

Mine would be Stoic/Catholic

Also, can I borrow some money? Like… a long term loan? Very long term?

I don’t think adding an additional title is a good idea, it gets cluttery very quickly (hell, it’s already too cluttery). If you’d prefer to be “Stoic/Catholic” instead of “Fucking Unflushable”, I’m happy to oblige.

But no man carries with him, a label. I think the responsible thing to do would be to meditate on the advice of the monk who said that.

Instead of seeking the path, seek the path of no paths… instead of knowing the thing, know no thing… Instead of doing and being the way, do and be the no way so that if your name was jose, you would be called no way jose.

Is that monk from an Ace Ventura movie by any chance? :laughing:

Carleas, Stoic/Catholic is synonymous with Fucking Unflushable. We are not going anywhere, will be around till the end of time.

But it would be useful to see everyone else’s position, especially when new, at a glance.

This is bullshit…

ironically, that should also be your title…

Its not my title, it’s… my name. More or less…

Turd Ferguson. What were you expecting, Bertrand Russell?

No, i was expecting…Lance Lancelot Freelance.

Hey, I was very hungry when I made that video. How the hell did you track my porn name down, what are you, dome kind of cyber stalker.

Seriously, I was starving, I needed the money. Don’t judge me off a moments desperation for survival. Its really nasty your dragging my past up like this.

hey man, there’s nothing to be ashamed of when you were sucking my cock in that video, i also did it for the “money”…we were young and stupid right?, if all else fails, we must of been drunk.

Your a dog? Only video I did, had to fly to Brazil to film it.

(There really is no bottom in my shameless pursuit for a laugh, no matter how self deprecating).

oh shit dude, is that what they told you… they told me to wear a dog mask, some kind of intro to a bestiality movie…warming you up, i believe…they said they were going to make you the main star judging by your cock sucking skills, you would add a more literal meaning to the doggy style position.

I had to castrate the dog on video… oh… you thought it was a beastiality video… no, no… it was a culinary arts video for Brazilian Barbeque.

I was required to do the show naked to appeal to a Asian audience, hence why I called it was my porn name.

You sure did howl like a bitch when I cut it off. Its a delicacy to the Japanese population in Brazil… more Japanese live in Brazil that any other state other than Japan, they like their teriyaki dog dick.

Now I know why the dog was cursing us on TV afterwards, you were like a potty mouth Scooby Do, running around on two legs bleeding all over the place. I offered you a bite of the kebob to be friends after, you had no complaints then.

(I wonder if this thread is getting moved to Rant House now?)

This has escalated sufficiently that it no longer qualifies as help or suggestion.

Locked.