I can't log in

Why can’t I log in?

I am confused.

A lot of people have been banned, they can’t log on.

I’m sending this post from the future. Your fucked up like a goat, you need to fix yourself. So much so, I had to go and build a time traveling internet connection to send you the message.

Stop banning people.

Who got banned?

Oh Turd. This morning I find your antics delightful.