Whenever I need to masturbate, I look at porn, and oftentimes go to i it takes me here, which is frustrating as I already tossed my phone in my left hand and am ready to go, but this stupid site pops up instead.
I know I can’t make you do this, but please be considerate and consider my needs here.
Thanks in advance for raking your time to consider my request.
(If you just post a link to that site at the top of the site I will accept that as a reasonable compromise. I can just click and move on.)
MOD EDIT: please don’t link to porn. -Carleas
No. We’re not going to change the fucking address for your masturbatory convenience dude. Just bookmark a few favorite videos, use them for a day or two, and then find new ones. That’s what I do.
Or just switch to pornhub, and you won’t be typing the I, and it shouldn’t auto complete. Another solution is to just open a private browser window that doesn’t store all your auto complete stuff and that will remove the cookies and what not when you close it. Plus, it’ll be less likely that your mom finds out you’ve been baitin while claiming to study.
How about:“I love being an argumentative Troll?”