Ben's Matchmaking Service

Hi Ben

Here’s a good idea for a natural money maker for you and to contribute to marital bliss at the same time. One thing I’ve noticed during my time on ILP is the almost ecstatic joy people derive from arguing. Combined with sex, it must be a high that is virtually transcendent.

But it seems that people are embarrassed to admit it in real life so never get together on that basis. If you read singles adds, very often people describe their likes as “walking hand and hand on the beach at night”. But all these people are divorced incapable of appreciating and supplying the true human need for quality argument. The safest thing then is to avoid the beach at night since meeting people there not able to be genuine will be a dead end.

This leaves open the possibility for you to supply a very unique service. You can introduce people that are not afraid to admit their need for argument and not just try to BS about communication and the like. The true essence of marital bliss is argument. Not only does it serve the needs of its combatants but creates a very high degree of mother-in-law necessary to maintain the flow of debate.

Since so many on ILP love to argue but are deprived of its joys in real life, you can run a match making service from ILP where the prime requirement is the need to argue and find an opponent capable of maintaining the argument and the natural delights that are sure to follow during those brief intervals when people must call a necessary halt for rest, nourishment and sex.

By charging a small fee for introducing those capable of dynamic argument you can create not only marital bliss for many but make a small fortune in the process. Something worth considering.