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What would sherlock holmes say about Astrology/Zodiac?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:13 am
by Ultimate Philosophy 1001
Lets say I was a client of Sherlock Holmes. I am being interviewed. I would say this.

"MY WHOLE LIFE I SUFFERED FROM LONLINESS. COULD NOT CONNECT. I DID NOT BELIEVE IN ZODIAC. BUT ONE DAY, I READ AND GOOGLE ZODIAC. ZODIAC TELLS ME I AM PISCES. PISCES ARE LONLY JOKER GENIUSES, BECAUSE PISCES=ALL ZODIAC COMBINED INTO ONE. AND THUS I CANNOT SAY ZODIAC CAUSED MY BEHAVOIR AS A PLACEBO. MY BEHAVOIR EXISTED EVEN IN MY IGNORANCE OF ZODIAC, AND ZODIAC PREDICTED AND PROPHESIZED IT. SHERLOCK WHAT SAY YOU TO THIS."

Sherlock would say...

Bullshit.
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Do you want to smoke some weed, get your mind off the lonliness?

There is a perfectly rational explanation. Your fathers sexual preferences to your mother, related to his personality and preferences of seasons. If he screws your mother in a certain season, certain Environmental factors, perhaps food, pollen, or other things, cause personalities to form in the womb. There is no magical astrology here.
Now pay me 50 bux for the weed, and lets talk about something else.