?10000+ BC Dinosaurs and Ice Age.
?9000+ BC: Earth. Walking Apes. Pangea. Continents are together, lots of small lakes.
?8000+ BC: The more intelligent Neanderthal is conquered by the violent Sapiens and assimilates into the Sapien horde.
?7000+ BC: Savages and Barbarians roam the land.
?7000+ BC: Aryans start to centralize in Turkey.
?7000+ BC: Jews start to centralize in Northern Africa and the Middle East.
?6000+ BC: Aryans start to migrate and begin to impregnate the land with culture and civilization.
?6000+ BC: Jews start to migrate and begin to genocide the Barbarian, Negro, Gentile, Philistine and Pagan tribes.
?5000+ BC: The first Abrahamic religion, Judiasm, is founded.
?4500+ BC: Egyptian Aryans plot against the Jews and enslave them, but eventually the Jews become free.
?4000+ BC: News of the dangerous Jews spreads worldwide, and societies learn to either submit or avoid them and to bolster their defenses around them. Phillistines try to conquer the Jews but fail repeatedly. Eventually the Bablyonian empire conquers the Jews, and the Jews breed with gentiles and barbarians spreading their number.
?1000+ BC: The Roman empire forms, a mix of gentile, barbarian, jew and aryan genetics forming their minds. At this same time the Greek empire forms which has slightly more Aryans than the Romans.
0 BC: Jesus tries to destroy both the Jew's religion and the Roman empire.
100 AD: The underground Jesus movement is hunted by the romans and jews. Eventually the rebels captured, religion is modified and subsumed by the roman empire.
200 AD: The Roman Catholic Church is founded, creating a pro Jew and pro Roman agenda and conquers the White Aryan lands.
400 AD: The Prophet Muhammed sees the sucess of Jesus and seeks to plagiarize a more militarized variant of the religion to attempt to defeat the Jews. This attracts many Aryan middle easterns to follow him.
500 AD: The Catholics dissolve the roman empire and subjugate the White Aryans and Pagans to brainwash them into J Xt. belief systems.
500 AD: Meanwhile, the far east is untouched by the militant Catholics, has an era of peace and bounty, and has the free-time to seek enlightenment and improve their art.
1000 AD: Noticing the growth of Islam and noticing it is a polar opposite of their Catholic agenda, the Catholics order a genocide of all Muslims in the middle east - the Crusades.
1100 AD: Both Catholics and Muslims are starting to fear the threat of intelligent Aryans exposing holes in their religions, so the Muslims ban mathematics, and the Catholics call scientists "heretics and witches" and put anyone to death who defies them.
1500 AD: The White Enlightenment era begins, and people begin to question the authority of the Catholic Church.
1776 AD: Wanting to be rid of the Catholics permanently, Britons flee to America to found an agnostic nation which follows no religion - Seperation of Church and State. The founding fathers of America were mostly agnostic and atheist.
1820: Christianity insanity begins to infect America as more and more European immigrants pile on. Church begins to overpower the State and write its own laws. Manifest Destiny begins and they begin to slaughter Native American's in God's name.
1864: Abraham Lincoln reluctantly frees the negros to unite the nation. He fears that the negroes will someday begin to taint and disrupt the purity of white culture...
1900: Catholics again migrate to America and form a base/stronghold. Major corruption of the government follows. The era of gentlemanly dueling, romantic criminals and patriotism is over...the era of corruption, gangsters, and gangwars begin.
1920: Corporations take over society and begin to fill society with brainwashing techniques to buy useless goods like ciggarretes. Consumerism insanity begins. The era of laughable quack salesmen is over and replaced with untouchable manipulators.
1930: The era of convience and the automobile and plane...the technology frenzy begins.
1940: Catholics fund Hitler and get him to attack the Jews (Which is what the Catholics/Jews wanted all along.)
1945: Nuke invented, millions of non-combatants die. The era of an all powerful government with zero moral accountability, begins.
1946: World feels sorry for Jews, negative talk of Jews is banned, Jews are now a “protected class”. They have free ticket to conquest, rape, and pillage again like the olden days. You can be allowed to say “I hate Catholics” and not lose friends, but now society punishes you for saying “I hate Jews”.
1950: TV age begins. Citizens no longer pay attention to the real world, but zone into TV.
1950: America invades the middle east and destroys their democracy, replacing it with brutal Islamic dictators. The flames of their ancient religion is made anew.
1951: Escapism. Reality is too much to bear, so Americans enter an era of modern art, praising shit art like Andy Worhol, anything to escape from the apocalyptical nuclear reality and senseless politics of their daily lives. Sci fi becomes increasingly popular, dreaming of a better future. “Area 51” culture begins.
1953: Jews invade palestine butchering everyone in their path.
1954: Government brainwashing uses Christianity to side American children with the Jews.
1955: Walt Disney tries to counter-brainwash kids to defeat Zionism and Jewry, but fails at it.
1956: Fascist dictatorship Joseph Stalin creats communist russia.
1957: America becomes fascist and starts criminializing communists. Cold War begins.
1958: America slowly descends into paranoia and insanity, children born fearing nukes and senseless insane destruction at an early age.
1960: Out of the ashes the black movement begins, blaming whites for the current insanity and all world atrocities, demanding blacks as equals and integrated into white culture.
1961: Vietnam war is declared, America falls into a deeper descent of total insanity.
1962: Descendants of Ghengis Khan, brutal savages take over China and China becomes more evil than the Jews, animal abuse and child homicide becomes a way of life in China. America is now under Jewish control, but China is an opposing evil, Russia is a neutrality, and the Middle East is a wild card.
1964: JFK tries to free america from the political corruption but is assasinated by the KKK.
1965: Hippie movement begins but has no power, intelligence or direction, "Aquarius" is a joke. Pacifism becomes a running theme amongst the disenfranchised, making them a laughing stock and even more powerless.
1970: America becomes more and more insane, stressed, sexually dysfunctional and violent, becoming a prison system.
1980: Doomsday era begins, grim films become more and more desired, positive films less and less wanted.
1990: A turnaround begins, people begin to get more positive and high energy. The era of Satuday Cartoons and videogame culture begins.
1992: Internet and computer nerds begin. This creates a divide in the population...A small percent become exceptionally intelligent, while the computer unfit stop bothering to be smart at all, letting their brain fade into total complacency and stupidity.
1994: Dos games and japanese form the first true modern artistic renaissance, forming aristocratic masterpieces such as smash bros and mario kart 64.
2000: Y2K scare. Society begins to redescend into paranoia.
2002: Satyr discovers the Feminization of Man theory, noticing the 1992 gap of intelligence. Feminization of Man theory begins to change the earth timeline and people begin to rethink philosophy and the nature of their own existence.
2005: Genius Forums is founded. All superior minds automatically flock to this website once they lose interest in commoners, thinking themselves a genius and googling the word "Genius forums". The Genius Forums has a strange twist on Satyr's thesis and a stranger overtone.
2006: The modern artistic renaissance is dying and games and are starting to fade into mediocrity. Culture begins to fall into a deeper nihilism and malaise.
2007: The era of the shitshow begins, shitty modernized remakes of classic films becomes a trend.
2008: Sexual frustration era begins. Women start to become restrictive and asexual. Cultural insanity grows darker and worsens.
2009: Ridiculous law era begins. More and more ridiculous laws, fueld by 911.
2010: Censorship shitlib era. Shitlibs and feminazis begin to block and censor anything against their agenda.
2011: Shallow friendship era. People begin to lose trust and a sense of friendship with other humans. Friendships are easily broken.
2012: My Little Pony enters this vacuum of cultural malaise. People want to see the beauty of friendship again and a kind of hermaphroditic renaissance begins. It is a Pagan show which inspires art from fans. A wave of creativity and open minds hits the internet. The art mind is invigorated with magic waves of masculinity and feminity, the subconscious futa of mind.
2013: Seeing the window of "tolerance" opened by the My Little Pony wave, the Music Industry sees this an opportunity to bombard society with garbage music like Justin Beiber and Nikki Minaj. The total niggafication of America begins...because to not tolerate such music would be going against the prime directive of "love and tolerate".
2013: The underground Jew cult begins. Jews in the Music industry start assassinating any celebrities who want a world free of tyranny and try to kill anyone who is against the Catholic agenda.
2013: A counter movement against the niggafication of America was started by the Boondocks cartoon, created by a black person, making racism against blacks "culturally acceptable" in a comedic backlight.
2014: The Trixie movement begins, a secret underground movement of cultural outcasts which despises the censorfication of America and the fake anarchist movment.
2015: A wave of mediocrity and shitty Game Jolt games. The mediocre generation appears, art in culture is reversed - shit is gold, and gold is shit. Hot guys are avoided by girls, ugly guys are praised, shitty tv shows are watched, good tv shows are shamed.
2016: Culture goes fully insane. Stuck with two candidates Hillary and Trump because society is so dumb. Neo-nazis litterally vote and endorse a Zionist Jew for president...
2017: The recovery. The rebel alliance begins to bide its energies and store forces. Growing discontent with lies, politics, and religion, a lack of patience begins to bubble up worldwide.