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Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:07 am

This topic of Christ's return, his letters to everyone, more communication through another party who has referred to herself as, The Recorder, looks interesting. It's a free PDF download. During the next few weeks, I'm going to read some of it in small portions and check it against the Old and New Testaments to gather it's authenticity. Hopefully I'll have something to report. Once I start trying to put its pieces together, I'd enjoy any offered assistance, even skeptics are welcome. :wink:

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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby phyllo » Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:12 pm

You would think that Jesus should be able to format a text file so that it's clean and easily readable ... but looking at just one letter, shows that's not the case. :shock:

And I think he hired Satan to build his web site. :evil:
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby phyllo » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:16 pm

Jesus spoke plainly in the NT. Why the mystical mumbo jumbo in these letters?
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:33 am

Holy smokes, give me a minute. I haven't read it yet and am searching more for content than superficial perceptions and trivialities anyways.
I still have thirteen days until I have failed to post any further content/analysis of these Christ Letters.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:44 pm

First your hanging out in the Mormon Afterlife with Swedenborg, and now Phyllo finds your reading a biography of Jesus written by Satan himself. I am afraid of what comes next.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby Ierrellus » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:36 pm

I thought Jesus already sent his message to the modern world as "A Course in Miracles". How many of these new age "recorders" are there?
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:53 pm

I was drawn to investigate through some positive reviews on another forum and what really interested me was The Recorder's situation being that of an 80 years old Catholic nun when she first began to record. I haven't tried to see into her backstory further yet. One thing at a time, to the letters first.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby phyllo » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:14 pm

.... what really interested me was The Recorder's situation being that of an 80 years old Catholic nun when she first began to record.
What does that have to do with it?

She's channeling Jesus. She could be a 20-year-old monkey-house keeper at the zoo and it wouldn't change anything. Unless she's not actually channeling Jesus, but simply describing her own personal views. :evilfun:

Of course, she might not be an old nun at all. :evil:

The electro/magnetic stuff doesn't feel like what an old nun would write. Doesn't feel like what Jesus would write either. :-k
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:04 pm

Children and the elderly seem to be more honest than those in the in-between ages.

True, she may be a Phyllo. :evilfun:

Still haven't read it yet. Hold your horses, Jeez!
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby phyllo » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:12 pm

WendyDarling wrote:Children and the elderly seem to be more honest than those in the in-between ages.

True, she may be a Phyllo. :evilfun:

Still haven't read it yet. Hold your horses, Jeez!
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:44 pm

Oh, you have principle's now without being elderly (may be a child still, hmmm?) :mrgreen:
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby Kriswest » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:44 pm

Ok god/Jesus is supposed to be omnipotent right? Well they/it is a very lazy god . A great God would speak to all not just one or two. A message sent for all through one is just plain lazy.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:49 pm

Perhaps God places calls to everyone, some don't hear the ringing true, some don't answer, some refuse to check their messages. When people are ready to listen, they answer.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:43 am

Or perhaps your just grasping around for a excuse, one everyone else knows is patently false upon clicking that link.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:47 am

Honestly, God couldn't reveal his message to a person with better web programming skills. He traditional was big on good orators.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:29 pm

Phyllo,

I am currently reading the introduction. It's a smidge confusing in that I can't tell from which person the words are coming (1st person, 2nd person, 3rd person, Jesus, another nun who took it upon herself to add herself into this endeavor). So yah, there's that and I haven't even made it to letter one.

As far as content, there are not many connections to the Biblical Jesus, either Testaments, or any major religious practices thus far.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:09 am

Kriswest wrote:Ok god/Jesus is supposed to be omnipotent right? Well they/it is a very lazy god . A great God would speak to all not just one or two. A message sent for all through one is just plain lazy.


Message sent through one to a group is called "channelling". It occurs in seances mainly, where they summon the spiritus of a dearly departed.

Jesus uses a medium.

Ergo Jesus is dead.

Nietzsche killed him.

All Jesus can do now is look for channellers. Long gone are his omnipotence, omniscience, and other abilities. He is reduced to speak to us via a channeller.

And as the current example shows, he can't even be choosy about it.

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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:14 am

WendyDarling wrote:
As far as content, there are not many connections to the Biblical Jesus, either Testaments, or any major religious practices thus far.


If there is no mention of, or reference to, Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer, (John: 23:21-34, and Karpathians, 11:1-6) then put it down. It's a fake.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:18 am

-1- wrote
Jesus uses a medium.


We are all mediums. Even Jesus is a medium. Not so much concerned with the middleman as I am with what is said by him/her on God's behalf. No mystery to reality for you? It's all cut and dried logic?

If what I wrote above was actually read, it would be known that I haven't officially picked it up yet in terms of the actual letters.

I try not to cut off my nose to spite my face.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:09 am

WendyDarling wrote:
We are all mediums.

If this were true, then God would never have made a Tall, a Grande, and a Vente.

I am, myself, an Extra Large. (... If only by my ego.)

-- In my hometown a midget scammed people by posing as a channeller. He was arrested, and put in jail, but he escaped -- you know, he fit through the bars, what with his size.

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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:14 am

Such determinism -1-
(... If only by my ego.)
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby Kriswest » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:29 am

WD, I respect beliefs. I do however reserve the right to nitpick obvious issues. A being that is parental to a species will not just speak to one or two only, it would know that would not work. It would expect some to not hear or pay attention It would, if it truly wanted to be known and understood, would go to the problem children and make sure they understood this would bring ultimate species belief far closer.
In other words : You don't tell the ass kissers and good kids to behave, you tell the problem children to behave. It takes more work to get the difficult ones to follow but, if you truly love you do the work.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:43 am

A God who does not intervene is of whom you are speaking? Conscience, instincts, gut feelings haven't happened to you? How about when another human catches you before you splat for whatever reason and for a split second you count your lucky stars? That's God's timing, not your own. Your timing was off and you were up shit creek without his paddle. My favorites are when his help defies human expectations, like we expect a car or a machine or whatever the device/situation to follow its protocol, but it up and defies its design and operation standards in a way that saves you from serious harm.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:07 am

Nietzsche was retarded, he tried to kill the God of the Resurrection. He clearly wasn't thinking that one out. Might as well try to drown a ocean, or kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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Re: Christ's Letters

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:22 am

Kris,

I know of differences and I know of my preferences, but I also know that I am shortsighted. Each persons relationship with their creator is different and that of their preferences, even if shortsighted.
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