Jesus was walking the cow down the grim rocky path of the color of dust and honeybloodberryjuice and he said the the cow O Cow. Wherefore goest thou, where I goe?
And yet, the cow did not moo.
And Jesus walked its cow to another stretch of land, with the juiciest greenliest juicy grasslings green in the sparkly sun, for it has just rained.
And onceover, the J asks the mammal.
How, cow, art thou in my path, as my path, with my feet as if thine heart is mine? Speak!
And then the cow said:
Moo.
jesus, what is the meaning of life?
You are the meaning.
I thought you was?
I am you.
Why is that?
meaning.
I dont get it
Then you are getting it.
How?
Slowly.
Pete walks off
Jesus sits for a while and finishes his burrito.
then Jesus walks off.
[tab]What is the meaning of this lesson?
let’s break it down folks.
line by line.
is this a philosophy site, or is it a porn site?
I thought so, it is good to know.[/tab]
The King walks up to the chained Jesus and whips him with his rod. (his metal rod not his privates)
Jesus looks at him with burst eyeveins.
He shudders in his mouthcorner, some smile.
the king kneels
and put dowen his rod next to his leather boot
then a tapdancer arrives
she licks Jesus balls and thights
Jesus looks up
he muspers:
Father… what is become of me…
and he comes. On the face of the king.
BarbarianWhore is a Satanic Nietzschean currently residing in Montreal, Canada with his gay boyfriend from venezuela, he is originally a Jew from the Netherlands fleeing his own heritage and any sense of responsibility.
As a Southern Baptist, you too have remarkably a lot in common.
I thought I come to a philosophy site… so many stalkers.
Barbarianhorde has made this thread about Jesus, and it is very good Im sorry for your mother.
I got to say something about Turdy, he is intelligent, and of good intentions, only lacking taste occasionally, which I am afraid is mostly in his mouth. But for that at least he is absolved.
And welcome True Philosopher, though gotta Dmit it I am fairly new here, as well.