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We are Reincarnated Solutions™ and we are here to give you theories of the afterlife and reincarnation.

It is my belief, that the women you see around you are the reincarnated spirits of beta males. Why?

Let’s find out.

Beta males who can’t get a date, obsess over women, and when they die they become the thing they obsess over most.
When you obsess over something, you have a lot of neurons devoted to it in your brain, patterns of things you obsess over are stored in your brain. Law of energy and inertia, implies patterns maintain their general consistency, so at the moment of death, you are transported to a vessel with patterns that most similarly match the last known patterns.
So this theory isn’t merely an opinion, or a joke, but very scientific.

Also, there is a bit of “residue” that is transported between entities, not all memory is stored in the brain, there is a small residue that is transported to your new body. So there is some essence of their past lives still active in this residue. This is why feminists hate men and reject most men they encounter…they were beta males in their past lives, and they are infuriated when men approach them because their residue (or soul) reminds them of when they tried to get dates and couldnt, and so feel it is an injustice to make males happy, because they want other males to suffer the same way they did. This creates a viscious cycle, causing more beta males to be reincarnated into feminists, until the function grows exponentially.

Let us examine the etymology of the words Alpha, Beta, and Omega and Prime.
Alpha - The preliminary stage
Beta - Intermediate
Omega - Final evolution
Prime - The actual final evolution, and highest possible evolution

Alpha males tend to be more primal and enthusiastic, compatible with society etc. Soldiers, politicians, law enforcement, etcetera.
Betas are at a disadvantage - In some ways, they are more socially evolved than Alphas, but this makes them less compatible with society, and the Flux, so they are fighting a battle on multiple fronts - they are not wholly centered, nor fully evolved, and they are in conflict, and weaker in many ways compared to the Alpha.
Omegas are the final evolution, probably the strongest of the bunch, an evolution of the Beta, generally has no interest or compatibility with society. Buddha was an example of this, and this is what Buddhist lore inevitably leads to - omegatitude. Buddha was deeply religious, and believed that he would reincarnate into another planet, or not reincarnate at all, but the reincarnation destination of Omegas is unknown.
Primes are the highest possible evolution of a specie, after the organism has passed the 3 stages - Alpha, Beta, and Omega, it may evolve into a Prime. Primes are rare, and the reincarnation destination of Primes is as unknown as the destination of the Omegas.