If you want to be a picky little bastage about this, fine.
Here’s an illustration of how “God” is a Catch-22.
[size=150]PROOF THAT GOD IS EITHER HUMANE OR DOES NOT EXIST[/size]
DEFINITIONS
Imperfect, that which is not perfect.
Perfect, that which follows all reason of definition. The ideal.
Sin, that which goes against the natural order of the universe. Contradiction.
Obedience, following rules for the sake of the rule.
God, that of which none greater can be concieved.
Consciousness (simple), able to concieve of anything.
Humane (modified), being who is conscious of greater than or equal to human consciousness.
SUBPROOF 1
-God, by virtue of godliness, can do anything within reason, otherwise all talk of god would be unreasonable.
-It can be reasonably defined that all unreasonable actions are steps that are impossible in a reasonable world. (Without getting into miracles, as they are human interpretations of impossible, but are often times still possible) For instance, a circular square is unreasonable by ideal definition.
-If god is that of which none greater can be concieved (see: the Kantian, Cartesian, Nietzschian, Platonic, Socratic model of god), then he could not bend the rules of rationality without contradicting himself.
-If god goes against the natural order of reality, he’s commiting sin.
-If god commits sin, then he is not ideal, as he’s a walking contradiction.
-God cannot exist without disobeying the laws of rationality, god by definition, cannot disobey reality.
SUBPROOF 2
Following from Proof 1**
-If god is obedient, and obedience is good, then the definition of god is wrong.
-If the definition of god is wrong, then the Ontological proof is wrong.
-If the Ontological proof of god is wrong, then all talk of Descartes is crap.
SUBPROOF 3
Following from Proof 1**
-If god is obedient, and obedience is bad, then god commits a sin.
-If god can commit sin, then we can concieve something better than “god”, a true God that commits no sin.
-Since this god can be interchanged with this new god in all proofs and subproofs, the new god would have to have a varied conclusion to remain god. Otherwise, one finds another new god and the process repeats.
-The conclusion is the same, infinite regress, a perfectly humane god is illogical.
SUBPROOF 4
Following from Proof 1**
-If obedience is not a matter of morality, then god is commiting a sin.
-If god can commit sin, then we can concieve something better than “god”, a true God that commits no sin.
-Since this god can be interchanged with this new god in all proofs and subproofs, the new god would have to have a varied conclusion to remain god. Otherwise, one finds another new god and the process repeats.
-The conclusion is the same, infinite regress, a perfectly humane god is illogical.
SUBPROOF 5
+++++++Following from Proof 2++++++
-As stated, the Cartesian Definition of God is “that of which none greater can be concieved” cannot be correct if God is to exist.
-Other definitions of god cannot be conscious and perfect, as the first definition of god is the perfect conscious perfection.
-God cannot be conscious and perfect.
-God cannot be perfect and unconscious and continue to affect reality.
-God, by all other definitions, has a present effect on reality.
-God can be imperfect and conscious.
-Either God is imperfect and conscious, and therefore, humane, or god cannot possibly exist.
-All religions worship a humane being.
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Conclusions?
God, by Cartesian definition, cannot exist.
God is mortal so long as it is rational to say that reality can cease to be.
Trix, why do you worship him?
EDITS: Edited for clarity until I feel satisfied.