I'm sure I missed out on a wealth of experience and knorredge by not watching your youtube video. Poor Mario still reeling from his bad pipe dreams and princess peach's preference to Bowser and not him. I mean, bitch gets kidnapped once or twice, that's a kidnapping. 52 million times, that's not accidental, she's into turtle dick.
"Everybody says ["I don't want to die alone"]. But in my experience, push comes to shove... it isn't the "alone" part people want to avoid. It's the dying."
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)