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Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:34 am

This thread will be an ongoing project of mine making fun of United States politicians, media pundits, celebrities, and public figures.

We will start with the white house correspondent Major Garret that likes making idiotic appearances on CBSN who believes there is a Russian conspiracy everywhere.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:57 am

He's a corespondent not a spokesman. Mike Huckabee's fat daughter is the spokesman. And that's not a typo. I'm pretty sure she has a penis. Also, what kind of dissonance does a person have to go through to support a white house that it represented to the press corps by a relative of Mike Huckabee? Have you ever listened to that guy for 5 minutes?
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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:23 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:He's a corespondent not a spokesman. Mike Huckabee's fat daughter is the spokesman. And that's not a typo. I'm pretty sure she has a penis. Also, what kind of dissonance does a person have to go through to support a white house that it represented to the press corps by a relative of Mike Huckabee? Have you ever listened to that guy for 5 minutes?


Noted, he's a giant dick, gibbering idiot, and douchebag.

Sarah Huckabee is well spoken with that southern draw but as far as her looks are concerned yikes.... It is unfortunate she works under Agent Orange. I cannot confirm if she has a penis.

Mike Huckabee is a bloated neoconservative idiot that I'm surprised they gave him his own show on Fox News. Apparently there is a whole population sadly that finds what he has to say as being meaningful. [Just fuck my shit up already...]
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:26 am

You think she's well spoken?
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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:28 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:You think she's well spoken?

She's getting better for somebody that started out mentally challenged, it's kinda hard to pick on mentally handicapped people. She's struggled to get this far, we should leave the poor woman be.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:29 am

Even if that were true, which I cannot concede that it is...she's still fat. That's the worst thing a woman can be.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:30 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Even if that were true, which I cannot concede that it is...she's still fat. That's the worst thing a woman can be.


I am concerned about that bearded after shadow on her chin though. She needs to wax that shit.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:33 am

CBS reporter Paula Reid

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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:50 am

NBC Megyn Kelly

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:02 am

Zero_Sum wrote:CBS reporter Paula Reid

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Inbred-looking chin. Like someone picked her up out of the mountains of west virginia and sent her to one of those makeover shows.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:03 am

Zero_Sum wrote:NBC Megyn Kelly

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Needs to touch up her roots, and stop doing crossfit. Her body has stopped producing estrogen.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:04 am

I'm also pretty sure that Hope Hicks is a pre-op tranny. Look at her jawline. And I'm not sure, but I feel like she waxes her arms.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:05 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:

Inbred-looking chin. Like someone picked her up out of the mountains of west virginia and sent her to one of those makeover shows.


Trying very hard to hide her hill billy upbringing? Say it isn't so! 8-[

Fake it until you make it!
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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:07 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:
Needs to touch up her roots, and stop doing crossfit. Her body has stopped producing estrogen.


Menopause?
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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:10 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm also pretty sure that Hope Hicks is a pre-op tranny. Look at her jawline. And I'm not sure, but I feel like she waxes her arms.


Really? It could be plastic surgery. Maybe she goes to the gym often. Show me a picture to make a convincing argument,here's my picture of her.

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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:17 am

Here ya go.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:17 am

Look at that adam's apple.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:25 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Look at that adam's apple.


Hmm...you're right , that above photo does look like a post op tranny.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:34 am

Like a skinny elvis in a dress.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:41 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Like a skinny elvis in a dress.


I was going to go with a Chelsea Manning.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:44 am

Bradley*
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:48 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Bradley*


???
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:48 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Bradley*


Oh, right. :wink:
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:51 am

That person is proof that if there's a god that he makes mistakes.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby Rabbi Shekelstein » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:52 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:That person is proof that if there's a god that he makes mistakes.

Manning?
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