Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:52 am

Yeah.
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:56 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Yeah.


I've wondered if they made him go crazy locking him up in a prison like that where afterwards he mentally cracked and snipped his own balls off.
"The condition of man... is a condition of war of everyone against everyone."

"I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death."

-Thomas Hobbes-


"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”― Marquis de Sade

“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein


"Republicans are red and democrats are blue, neither political party gives a flying fuck about you." - Unknown Origin

“In the architecture of their life some may display Potemkin happiness in view of hiding the dark features of their fair weather relationship, preferring to set up a window dressing of fake satisfaction rather than being rejected as emotional outcasts." Erik Pevernagie
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:06 am

Probably. Last I heard he was trying to run for senate in Maryland.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:08 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Probably. Last I heard he was trying to run for senate in Maryland.


They own his ass or surgically grafted vagina.
"The condition of man... is a condition of war of everyone against everyone."

"I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death."

-Thomas Hobbes-


"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”― Marquis de Sade

“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein


"Republicans are red and democrats are blue, neither political party gives a flying fuck about you." - Unknown Origin

“In the architecture of their life some may display Potemkin happiness in view of hiding the dark features of their fair weather relationship, preferring to set up a window dressing of fake satisfaction rather than being rejected as emotional outcasts." Erik Pevernagie
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:09 am

Like where's the straight dude in the world who's like, "hey, I guess I'll stick my dick in a fake vagina and just be with this person who used to be a man"?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:13 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Like where's the straight dude in the world who's like, "hey, I guess I'll stick my dick in a fake vagina and just be with this person who used to be a man"?


They're out there actually, I am just as shocked as you are. They're known as traps.
"The condition of man... is a condition of war of everyone against everyone."

"I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death."

-Thomas Hobbes-


"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”― Marquis de Sade

“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein


"Republicans are red and democrats are blue, neither political party gives a flying fuck about you." - Unknown Origin

“In the architecture of their life some may display Potemkin happiness in view of hiding the dark features of their fair weather relationship, preferring to set up a window dressing of fake satisfaction rather than being rejected as emotional outcasts." Erik Pevernagie
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:19 am

The "straight" dude is a trap? Or the fake vagina dude?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:28 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:The "straight" dude is a trap? Or the fake vagina dude?


The fake vagina dudes are called traps and the straight guys that go after them I am not even sure if we can call them straight at all.
"The condition of man... is a condition of war of everyone against everyone."

"I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death."

-Thomas Hobbes-


"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”― Marquis de Sade

“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein


"Republicans are red and democrats are blue, neither political party gives a flying fuck about you." - Unknown Origin

“In the architecture of their life some may display Potemkin happiness in view of hiding the dark features of their fair weather relationship, preferring to set up a window dressing of fake satisfaction rather than being rejected as emotional outcasts." Erik Pevernagie
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:32 am

Putting your dick into a fake vagina is questionable at best.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:36 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Putting your dick into a fake vagina is questionable at best.


It's desperation, a kinda of desperation that is one level above those guys whose only companionship are those synthetic real life dolls.
"The condition of man... is a condition of war of everyone against everyone."

"I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death."

-Thomas Hobbes-


"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”― Marquis de Sade

“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein


"Republicans are red and democrats are blue, neither political party gives a flying fuck about you." - Unknown Origin

“In the architecture of their life some may display Potemkin happiness in view of hiding the dark features of their fair weather relationship, preferring to set up a window dressing of fake satisfaction rather than being rejected as emotional outcasts." Erik Pevernagie
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Re: Political Satire Making Fun Of U.S. Media Pundits

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:43 am

Man they gotta get out of the house.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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