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Shot in leg

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:28 am

Pain shot through my leg.

First I have this unbearable urge to go to bed. Then I get up to turn off the robot voice. I get this intense, glutamaic pain shooting though my leg. Might has well have got shot in my leg because that's what it feels like.

I am intensely and throughout disabled. Age 25 and am already washed up with no health remaining. And my only jobs I can do is programming jobs. Cant even get a massage because I live alone. This is the shit of the modern age. All used up at age 25, only way to make money is through the computer which makes my body hurt even more.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby iambiguous » Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:05 am

Well, at least you're a blueberry.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:01 am

Go to a pain clinic lol.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:14 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Go to a pain clinic lol.


Can't use my leg to get there.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby Destiny » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:35 am

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Re: Shot in leg

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:52 pm

Destiny wrote:tmi


You are weak minded. If pain shooting through someone's legs is too much for you to handle, you have no business being a "doctor of luv".
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:38 am

You can't reach your own fucking leg to massage it? I can reach any point on mine.

The twitch in your leg is likely just your heterosexuality resurfacing.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:57 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:You can't reach your own fucking leg to massage it? I can reach any point on mine.

The twitch in your leg is likely just your heterosexuality resurfacing.


Very scientific.
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Re: Shot in leg

Postby alan1000 » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:21 pm

Actually quite scientific. Turd finally made a comment a rational human can relate to. And in a thread begun by a coconut. Is there a lesson there?
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