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If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:17 pm

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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby iambiguous » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:50 pm

Or [more weighty still]: If someone takes your life where does it go?
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby incorrect » Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:06 am

One might keep trying to take it back until he/she got it... I think
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:04 pm

It's like why do they call it, "taking a dump"? Shouldn't it be called, "leaving a dump"? I mean, you're not taking it anywhere.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby surreptitious57 » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:23 pm

All of those are figures of speech and so therefore are not supposed to be taken literally
You do not correct the prostitute on her grammar when she asks if you want a blow job
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:25 pm

I would totally correct a prostitute's grammar. A classy lady who speaks well can make more money.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Some Guy in History » Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:20 pm

I suppose it would also depend on what you classify as virginity. Using the statement that your ass might have lost its virginity while your mouth retains its is no safe argument against the std obsessed.

I think it would be like asking, 'if a clock is broken, where did the working one go', and the answer is, 'it's right there, broken.' You broke it. Either buy a new one or learn to fix it.

Just remember, things are never the same once something is lost or broken, even if reclaimed or fixed. Like a golden era of childhood or society or a circle of great friends that share in good times together, once gone... there's a lot of bad times or lesser seeming good times you may try to compare before finding yourself having others. Might even find yourself amongst others good times ruining theirs all because you can't move on from how yours ended and try to be bossy or because you see others golden moments as the same destructive things that destroyed your golden moments and the fact that those destructive things are their golden moments just infuriates.

So, virginity... once raped, you can not be unraped. Unlike a lightbulb, people can not be unscrewed once screwed. Might become a born again virgin after a length of time, but that doesn't mean you haven't lost your virginity.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Anomaleigh » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:26 pm

We shouldn't say taking your virginity, we should say something like, annulling your virginity.
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Postby gib » Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:32 am

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Postby MagsJ » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:20 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:I would totally correct a prostitute's grammar. A classy lady who speaks well can make more money.

You're a pimp! :o

You classy bastard you. :icon-rolleyes:
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby incorrect » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:29 am

ive been doing it wrong apparently. enunciation has never been a forethought for me during sex

correctness here slows it down too much
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Some Guy in History » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:21 pm

incorrect wrote:ive been doing it wrong apparently. enunciation has never been a forethought for me during sex

correctness here slows it down too much


I think some people fail to see the sophistication of being attracted to trashy.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby mannikin » Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:22 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:It's like why do they call it, "taking a dump"? Shouldn't it be called, "leaving a dump"? I mean, you're not taking it anywhere.


The body is taking it, your internal organs are a taking process of many things.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby alan1000 » Tue Dec 27, 2016 5:59 pm

Your guess is as good as good as Newton's or Einstein's. Down the plughole? Up the chute?

This WAS a question in the philosophy of science, right?
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Postby Some Guy in History » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:59 pm

alan1000 wrote:Your guess is as good as good as Newton's or Einstein's. Down the plughole? Up the chute?

This WAS a question in the philosophy of science, right?


The real question of science and psychology is, if raped as a child, no matter if the act of rape was forgotten, blacked out, never known, are they still technically virgins? I would wager that most of the ones who could still 'rightfully' claim to be virgins for not having sex aren't virgins because of acts of rape that they can't or won't talk about.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby -1- » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:53 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:?

Most likely into a Kleenex tissue, or into her cheeks, or somewhere else.

That's where mine went, anyhow.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Arcturus Descending » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:21 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:?


That would depend on the mindset of the female.

Some would say that the sands of time claim it as their own.

Some would say that the waves of the ocean push it far out to sea to forever be forgotten.

Some would say that a little dove comes and claims it, gently holding it within its beak and flying it into the wings of the future where when some man comes along whom a de-virginated woman can REALLY love forever - the wings of the future give it up and it is re-claimed by that woman, making her all whole again.
But of course, in order for eternal return to make its claim, two soul mates must gaze into one another's eyes. lol Voila, she is once again a virgin and so is the man.


Some would say that it goes up into the heavens to act as a beacon for all women ready to take that plunge.
If that beacon fades into nothingness, it is a clear sign "To Do and Not Not To Do.
If that beacon can be seen twinkling in the night, it is a clear sign of "Caution - Maybe Not. The Stork may in nine months deliver.
If that beacon holds its own as does the ethereal mist which comes from the lighthouse, that is a clear sign that no matter what you do, that first night out of which all of those beacons was created will always be a testament to the fact that you are after all a human being and so carpe diem!


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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Some Guy in History » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:37 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
Turd Ferguson wrote:?


That would depend on the mindset of the female.

Some would say that the sands of time claim it as their own.

Some would say that the waves of the ocean push it far out to sea to forever be forgotten.

Some would say that a little dove comes and claims it, gently holding it within its beak and flying it into the wings of the future where when some man comes along whom a de-virginated woman can REALLY love forever - the wings of the future give it up and it is re-claimed by that woman, making her all whole again.
But of course, in order for eternal return to make its claim, two soul mates must gaze into one another's eyes. lol Voila, she is once again a virgin and so is the man.


Some would say that it goes up into the heavens to act as a beacon for all women ready to take that plunge.
If that beacon fades into nothingness, it is a clear sign "To Do and Not Not To Do.
If that beacon can be seen twinkling in the night, it is a clear sign of "Caution - Maybe Not. The Stork may in nine months deliver.
If that beacon holds its own as does the ethereal mist which comes from the lighthouse, that is a clear sign that no matter what you do, that first night out of which all of those beacons was created will always be a testament to the fact that you are after all a human being and so carpe diem!


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Some would even say to bend over, boy; you sure do look good in them blue jeans.

And some would even say you sure do got a purty mouth.
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby -1- » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:47 am

Arcturus Descending wrote:Some would say that it goes up into the heavens to act as a beacon for all women ready to take that plunge.


"Daddy, have you seen the plunger?"

"Yeah, Princess... you hear that muffled gurgle and slumping sound? your mother is trying to unplug the kitchen sink with it."

"Oh."

"Why, do you need it for something?"

"Yes, daddy. I want to lose my virginity. Plunger it out of my system, finally. I say, take that plunge and shove it."
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Re: If someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:11 am

Every time a virgin gets fucked an angel grows their wings.
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