Open Invitation.

Will you fuck.

Depends on who she is.

Well,

Lol, the age card has been played. Okay, you’re young, how’s that workin’ out forya…? Does the world clap…?

Your questions are tasteful and relevant. And I will answer them sufficiently.

S’okay, don’t trouble yourself. They’d only get skimmed, if that.

Asking questions you already know the answers to can become construed as dishonest.

My attention-span just failed.

That’s fine. We can pick this back up in 3 minutes.

Well… Tab… I’d love to be the judge. But I’m thinking you’re looking more for old-timers, 2000 post+ and such.

Plus, I’d probably just give you a 5.5 :stuck_out_tongue:.

No, I’d take it seriously.

I think I’m better fit to judge this debate. And I think Tab will agree with me on this one. :wink:

[smilie-face sipping coffee] bookmarked

(damn lack of smilies on the mobile site) (can’t read PMs either) (but the brackets are working fine)

Hey Pezer, we might well take you up on that offer. :wink: Careful what you wish for.

Oughtist, hope we provide at least temporary entertainment value. Wanna judge…? Just askin’.

Tabby, want to be my Peter Pan? :wink:

i’ll judge, if the slot’s not yet been filled . . .

ps - i take bribes!

Yay !!! we have a judge.

Arc., this site has ruined all my happy thoughts though… :cry:

Ooh, Tent’s has posted his opener. Tension mounts.

we just gotta get that shit moved to the proper board now - where’s the mods?

Asleep at the switch I shouldn’t wonder. [-X

Anyway, the latest Tab™ debate-post is in, and it’s a stinger.