Banning Baby Names

There’s too many Johns, Mikes and Sarahs in the world…it’s confusing.
The top 100 names for boys and top 100 names for girls should be banned.
People can either start giving their kids foreign names like Giovanni, Miguel and Zara, or they can make up names, like Strata, Aristryfus, Gowron, Valerius, Gorax, Argyle, Arthenny, Demora, Sintara and Vadelle, or revive obscure English names, like Cedric, Cecil and Wanda, or put fresh spins on old names, like John: Jod, Jof or Jol, Jom, or like Sarah: Saris, Sarith or Thera, Zora.
I know some people are already creative like that, but they’re too few and far in between.
We could take it even further, so every kid has to have a brand new name that’s never been used before, just like every user has to have a brand new user name that’s never been used before for forums, or at least hasn’t been used after say, 2020, or whenever the law gets implemented.

In a lot of our every day interactions, we’re actually just a number: an employee #, SSN, Ref. #, Custmer/Subscriber #, caller #, etc.