Gib will soon become homeless

foxnews.com/politics/2017/01 … stone.html

Looks like Gib’s Hometown is about to start another boom cycle, meaning rent locally will jump up for all the oil workers moving in.

Gib will be homeless, society shall prosper.


He can move in with you and the cats

He can sleep on a concrete floor then. He doesn’t get to use my new $10 coffee machine.


You sleep on the concrete floor and he sleeps in bed with the cats

It’s not a bed, but a folding military cot.

If he shows up, I’m telling Trump some fucking wetback slipped under the fence and snuck down south, and to have him deported back north to Canada immediately.


He can sleep on the top and you can sleep on the bottom

No, he is a illegal. Gonna be deported back by Trump. America first.

Gig can sleep in the snow after he gets squeezed out of the housing market.


He is Canadian and can blend in very easily so just do not tell anyone

I will tweet it directly to Trump, he always listens to me.


Trump has a new job now so has no time to read your tweets anymore

Naw, he delegates.

(This is like saying, “The universe has expanded a bit, since creation, so God has no time any more to listen to your prayers.”)


There is no evidence that God actually exists whereas Trump does

There is evidence God exists: Trump is President.

He can move in with Dan~.

Dan buys all his groceries from a gas station. Alberta is a wonderful place to live.