Gonna make a camp, a fortress. Call it Camp Equestria.
It will be an impenetrable fortress. Solid brick, and mortar walls, surrounded by fortress.
In the camp there will be guns, archery, and bowfishing. In the camp there will be a tank and you will get to drive a tank. In the camp there will be a DNA machine to turn everyone into Equestria girls. In the camp there will be hiking, campfires, and Nascar. There will also be elaborate car test drive tracks. There will be a boys dorm, a girls dorm, and a herm dorm for those willing and ready to venture into that territory. Herm dorm will be coed.
There will also be a science facility, for us to get our science on and see what its like to be a scientist, with real labs.
There will be security at the gun range so they dont use our guns to steal our DNA machines.
We will make money by selling our bodies. We will care about the feelings of our whores, how it works is our whores decided if they are attracted to our seller, the girl that wants him the most gets him, we’ll have mutliple sellers and so false bidding won’t be an issue. If none of the whores want him, for a fee he can use our DNA machines to make himself more attractive. This is as ethical as it ever gets. I will be the best fraudguru who ever lived, wouldn’t even be a fraudguru, I’d be a legitguru.
After the facility is built I would sign the papers, buy the land and become a Sovereign. Technically, It would be my nation, I wouldn’t have to obey any of those bullshit laws. I could run my own country as I saw fit, free from political corruption. If they give me a fuss about it I just toss the fact that I am 1/16 Native American blood, therefore they legally owe me independence. It wouldn’t be bad for them either, I only want a small plot of land, and I can wheel and deal with the politicians. My resort would boost the American economy as well as strengthen America. Tourists would come from all over and this would boost American’s failing airplane industry. It will boost America’s economy in many other ways too.