The secret to Trump's Success.

Donald Trump is a trasexual. I was putting my pasta in the oven and then it dawned on me - Donald Trump is the grandmother, sounds like the grandmother, is like a grandmother on steroids from one of those jewish sitcoms.

I asked myself, is he a grandfather I said no. I said his speech patterns are exactly the same as a grandmother from one of those sitcoms. His plans and a policies are exactly the same as what you’d hear from a grandmother in one of those sitcoms.

You vote for a grandmother a grandmother is what you get. I have unlocked Trump’s special sauce, you will never think of Trump the same, you will never hear Trump the same, you will never analyze Trump the same. This is information is revolutionary.

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