My diabolical plan is to get exactly 150 million Americans and 25 states to vote for Hillary Clinton, and exactly 150 million Americans and 25 states to vote for Donald the living Trump. No more, no less.
Once this occurs, the second stage of my plan shall be in effect. My plan is to get the exactly half of the electoral college to vote for Hillary Clinton, and exactly half of the electoral college to vote for Donald Trump.
This will delay the election for 4 months, that’s four more months of jacking off to hentai and failing at getting a real girl until Hillary or Pence ultimately obliterates me in a nuclear winter and apocalypse.