Okay so according to the test, if you enjoy city living and hate nature, you are a genius. Also, “if you don’t want no woman” you are a genius. Basically, according to these “scientists”, Christopher Lagan, a man with a 200 IQ, is not a genius, because he is a married man who lives in the country. And feminists are giant geniuses 'cause they love the metropolis and “dont need no man.”
Also, having Fake 3d generated masks with impossible shapes and impossible lighting is a real test of genius.
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Here’s I got a real test for you buddy. You want to prove whether I’m not a schizophrenic? How bout you give me a gun and two bullets, we go to some foreign country and sign a form of consent that you won’t press charges and I won’t go to prison. Then we will see first hand whether or not I’m a real schizophrenic, okay?
But wait, there’s more.
If your index finger is longer than you pinky finger, or your pinky finger is longer than your index finger…Or your middle finger is the longest finger because it goes up your butthole (can’t remember which) then you are a fag or transsexual (can’t remember which) and if you are fag or transsexual that means your pinky finger is longer than your butthole because your middle finger fits into your butthole, means you are a genius, or what is was the other way around, again can’t remember which. Says so in youtube video, so it must be true.
So I took this riddle today.
Shows a picture of a shovel, and a guy in jail.
The window is about 7 feet high, and the shovel is right below the window. Guy has 2 days to escape.
No matter what, he cannot dig a tunnel out of there.
How does he escape?
Well the obvious answer is, he stepped on the shovel, and boosted himself out.
But nope, thats WRONG.
Because even though he cannot possibly dig a tunnel out there, implying the dirt is actually on top of a concrete floor, and shallow, apparently there is enough thick, heavy, dirt in there to boost a mound in order to climb out of it.
But wait there’s more.
Woman files a false report about her necklace being stolen. How did the police know she lied?
There are dirt footprints everywhere.
I said, because she lived on the 2nd story, and/or on sand, thus the footprints shouldn’t have been so dirty.
But nope, that’s WRONG.
This woman was so retarded that she broke the glass on the inside, not outside. And I was supposed to know that, given the very simple, basic, cartoony flash vector graphics of it, that didn’t even show me the glass shards outside.
When if I was a real police detective, I could have figured it out in 5 seconds, because, you know, reality, and not cartoony flash vector graphics.
But wait there’s more. Let’s say you think I didn’t try hard enough to solve those 2 riddles, and I should have tried harder. If those 2 examples weren’t evidence enough that the test was complete bullshit, these final three riddles you cannot deny their stupidity and bogusness. No way you can blame me for not solving these next riddles of pure bullshit.
A serial killer gives two pills to his victims.
One is poison, the other is harmless.
No matter what, the victim always takes the poison pill, and he always takes the harmless one!
How does he do this?
Well, he tricks his victims, just like the Asshole who made the riddle did too. It was “unfair”, just like this stupid fucking riddle.
You see, the person who made this riddle blatantly lied, actually the whole riddle was a lie.
You see both pills were harmless, and the water was poisoned.
But we are expected to solve the riddle given to us with misinformation and bullshit, even though the fucking retard who made the riddle blatantly made up bullshit and lied to us and said one of the pills was poison.
Oh and here’s another one.
John goes to his friends house.
Calls the cops.
How did the cops know?
I said, because he had erroneous footprints that indicated he went in the house, and doubled back later.
But nope, thats WRONG.
The real answer is, there’s no possible way you can see through a window when it’s winter time.
Even though in real life, I CAN FUCKING SEE THROUGH WINDOWS IN WINTER TIME.
Oh, got to love this one.
The mailman did it because…why?
After they explained the riddle to me it still seemed like bullshit.
Because the mailman knew he wouldn’t read it on Wednesday?
First of all, MAILMEN DONT DELIVER NEWSPAPERS YOU FUCKING RETARD.
What the flying fuck…
What the fuck, are these people who make these riddles either insane or on drugs?
I did actually solve two of these riddles right, because you know, there were two riddles that weren’t actual bullshit and actually gave all the needed information to solve it. But most of them were a fucking joke.
So many goddamn “geniuses” in society. Fuck, half the population is “genius”. Why because one finger’s longer than the other. Says so on Youtube.
PS If you want to hear one more shitty riddle, my friend made this up.
“If you are in a room with a nuke, and you only have 10 seconds, what do you do?”
My response was “Praise the lord that the apocalypse is finally here?”
My friends response was “Bury the bomb at the bottom of the ocean, it should stop the radiation.”
But NOPE, thats WRONG.
The REAL ANSWER is, “Think for 7 seconds, then after you think for 7 seconds, try your best to defuse the bomb.”
Because apparently, it only takes 7 seconds to learn how to defuse a bomb and go through bomb school.
Like what the fuck.