Turd Ferguson wrote:I've made absolutely no progress cause his birthday is mid summerish. Sometime in summer. I forget.
I've given him more than my uncles ever gave me.
Turd Ferguson wrote:We are weather obsessed, always have been. We have very much made modern meterology. Think British would of figured this out after God defeated the British Army in Washington, DC by attacking them with a barrage of Tornadoes. The British Empire went fleeing back to their ships, taking worst losses than they did in combat. Our weather gets fucking crazy. If anything at all predicts it, we pay attention to it, however silly it appears.
Pancake day came about, so that any dairy could be used up in preparation for Lent and the ensuing 40 days of fasting.. and not merely to celebrate a food, but I'm sure you know that.The reason is, those sound like fake faggot holidays. If I'm celebrating a food day, it is gonna be one dedicated to a big juicy steak, or a chocolate. Fuck pancakes.
Only the extremists fast as per the faith's instructions, but most just eat lightlier and have fish on Friday's. Money is raised for charities, from entrants paying a donation to enter pancake races held during lunch hour all across the city.. and country, so the day is not just about stuffing faces with pancakes.Secondly, don't even think he knows what a feast or fast day is, too young for that, and the English are mostly heretics, so the vistigial remains of a feast day derived from the catholic liturgical calander celebrated isn't exactly impressing me. Does your country then go into a fast period of eating no meat, just Lentil Soup, till Easter, when you burst into a church announcing thelat the Lord Has Risen? If you don't do this latter, don't bother stuffing your fucking fat heads with pancakes ahead of time, infact, I revommend your country just go for a jog instead,looking a little flabby from what I've seen in videos of people on the street, you need less pancakes if anything.
Iowa Jima class?