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Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ecmandu » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:32 pm

So here's the deal...

Two years ago, after thousands of brainscans ...

It was proven that liberals process information from the logical side of the brain, and conservatives from the fear centers of the brain.

This is a political rant on trump... A post that even Trixie would envy...

If trump is so great ... Why does he have a wife with ugly ass fake breasts ...

Everyone knows natural breasts are better looking...

Michelle Obama has big naturals...

You're going to tell me that a guy supposedly so smart as trump can't even land big naturals...

This guy is about business ... But if he'd put his money into CDs he'd be richer than he is having gone into business ...

That's pathetic on both levels...

Trump is a fucking idiot stooge...

Trump understands what everyone smart understands...

Be a republican and win...

But people with INTEGRITY would never actually do it!!!

Are you fucking kidding me ??

I talked to a guy who said trump has to be really intelligent to have that much money...

Bullshit!!!

Today!!! I can make a shirt and register trademark it. "Drunk Lives Matter". I'd be a millionaire in a year for one days work ....

But I'm so fucking smart, I don't give a shit...

Do people really think trump has integrity ??

Edit: I'm not in it for the money Uccisore...

I'm in it for sheer integrity of character...

A guy like me has no problem getting to be a billionaire ...

Trump is not very smart, he's ape smart, but I can do that in my sleep ...

It's all about the integrity for me

My platform for president is simple ...

Real issues for real people...

Humane Suicide clinics globally ...

And seriously folks!! A billion dollar prize for whoever solves the transparency with privacy problem with voting ...

That's a serious president!
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Uccisore » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:15 am

Yeah, I'm a bastard alright.
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ecmandu » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:32 am

Uccisore wrote:Yeah, I'm a bastard alright.


You've presented yourself on several spectrums...

Actually much like Trump

I just think it's absurd that people think he is so smart... When most philosophy professors could do him if they were TRYING to be assholes
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:00 am

Ecmandu wrote:So here's the deal...

Two years ago, after thousands of brainscans ...

It was proven that liberals process information from the logical side of the brain, and conservatives from the fear centers of the brain.

This is a political rant on trump... A post that even Trixie would envy...

If trump is so great ... Why does he have a wife with ugly ass fake breasts ...

Everyone knows natural breasts are better looking...!


Sorry I know I said I would quit but I am rolling in my grave after hearing this...Everyone knows fake boobs are better than natural ones...Not even talking trasexuals here but cis women...Only met 1 or 2 cis girls that had great natural boobs, they abandoned me, now i am cursed to hell and damnation, will never get them again...
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Uccisore » Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:32 am

Yeah, I'm pretty great.
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:12 am

UP is right. Modern fake boobs > real boobs.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Uccisore » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:17 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:UP is right. Modern fake boobs > real boobs.



Well, look at anything else nature does. It terms of asthetics, we blow nature out of the water every time. Look at a picture of a dog, then look at a dog. It would be pretty weird if we couldn't craft tits that are better than the real thing with all our tech at this point.
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ecmandu » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:15 pm

Oh, come on!

Maybe 1000 years from now we'll have tech to change organic bodies however we want ...

These ROCKS that are implants can knock you out when you have sex

It's like people who think plastic surgery looks good

To quote bill burr...

"You found a new age between 51 and 52 and nobody knows what the fuck it is!"
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:19 pm

Ec, fake boobs aren't like rocks anymore. The ones you had must have been from the 80s or early 90s.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ecmandu » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:29 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Ec, fake boobs aren't like rocks anymore. The ones you had must have been from the 80s or early 90s.


Nah, most were saline...

Honestly, have you seen melanias boobs???

No offence to trannies and cancer mastectomies ...

But they look fucking horrible...

This is the product of THAT kind of money...!!?!?!?

*pfft*

Melania would be 10 times hotter inside and out, if she'd just let nature do it's course...

Just like Trump would be wealthier if he had never gone into business ...
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Uccisore » Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:39 pm

Schitzophrenia is creating a thread about fake tits vs. real and titling it "Damned Uccisore!".
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Re: Damned Uccisore !

Postby Ecmandu » Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:11 am

Uccisore wrote:Schitzophrenia is creating a thread about fake tits vs. real and titling it "Damned Uccisore!".


That's pretty funny..

I only did it because you thought Trump was the messiah !!
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