Anything? 
I’m not telling! 
Is this another post about first-time sex?
…er, life? happens. 
Shit happens.
…according to ILP posters: that’s the same thing as ‘life’ 
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Sometimes it tastes good and sometimes you need a root canal.
er, not if you have great willpower… or genetically superior tooth enamel.