You see, back in the 90’s… before the internet, people used to care about fashion more than they do now (as a bubble peak of fashion) Everyone got the Victoria’s Secret catalogue every month back then… also Fredericks of Hollywood! Then porn came along and nobody gives a shit! Little history lesson there.
This song is scathing satire of high fashion and beauty privilege in general…
Alternate lyrics:
I’m to sexy for this boy. To sexy for his cum. Cums going to leave me. I’m immoral, you know what I mean. I’m going to fuck this little boy up the asshole, up the asshole, yeah, You know what I mean. I’m going to shake my little dick up the asshole.
I’m not even gay or a pedophile… but I love doing shit like this in my spare time!
I’m a horrible version of weird al. Rhyme schemes are difficult. ‘Immoral’ and ‘a model’ was pretty clever, then you have to give it context … “catwalk” and asshole have same “a” sound love and cum have the same “uhh” Sound etc… But again, very bad taste. Some people might chuckle.