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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:50 pm

Dirt Alley sounds annoyingly promising.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:51 pm

I can't pledge any money for the Weinstein feature because I don't want to die an early death.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:52 pm

Matteo

Marlon Brando

Oh fuck, is Marlon Brando dead right?
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:58 pm

The 7 Velvet Banners

An oldschool cung fu movie set in montreal, including the voice-over.

DAY, OUTSIDE, MONTREAL

A hook for a clothing line in a clowdy autumn day, swaying gently back and forth. It is the thing, one is not seeing a clothing line hook pole, one is not reminiscing on the clothes that get hanged there now and then by tired wives.

A semi-deserted cracked street in some ex-industrial ish part of the city. A man crosses the road up to the middle, and turns to.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:38 am

A garbage truck pulls up and men jump off and take dumpsters and empty them.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:15 am

I am not inspired now, weird.
I have one very bad one again:

"Atlantis: Tollbooths"
A dialogue film by Roger Avery
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:18 am

Dirt Alley has some real juice to it I feel it.

Emotionally it will have tones of Lost in Translation and Das Boot and some Akira.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:54 am

That's gold.

That's how this movie has to be written.

That works exactly right.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:20 am

"Rain Sandwich"

a detective noir sex trio contraption (detective falls for woman he is hired to spy on) with perpetual rain, except in the end, when the protagonist lays back and suddenly turns his ear to the window because it has stopped raining.

Halfway the credits, the rain begins again.

Until then, the credits roll under the sound of a ukulele.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:00 pm

"Johnny Sundance"
A weird animated film about a harlequin who inhabits the sun and with its silly dancing animates it.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm

"The Hound"
A bus-drama, the driver of the greyhound leaves for his job in a fight with his wife and during his drive a few thousand miles up and down the continent he talks what various passengers and so we learn of the rich history of the marriage in pastoral episodes. However when he comes back home we learn that he had been talking about his wife's sister.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:35 pm

"Nova Zembla"
A story of a lone Eskimo who has arrived per his kayak in Nova Zembla and stumbles on a Russian nuclear testing site where he enters into a hide and seek intrigue with the lone guard, who plays along to kill the boredom. Slowly they become friends.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:52 am

"2051: the Drone Revolt"
No plot yet
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:55 am

Fixed Cross wrote:"The Hound"
A bus-drama, the driver of the greyhound leaves for his job in a fight with his wife and during his drive a few thousand miles up and down the continent he talks what various passengers and so we learn of the rich history of the marriage in pastoral episodes. However when he comes back home we learn that he had been talking about his wife's sister.


I laughed pretty hard at this.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:04 am

"The Birth Control Man"
A sad story of a sleazy tabloid photographer who beds hundreds of women none of whom want children with him. He then proceeds to sabotage his condoms and gets several of these women pregnant against their will, and some ones keep their pregnancy unaware of who the father is, and he spies on these children throughout their lives. His voice gives a melancholic narration throughout.
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Re: Films you'd like to see made

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:22 pm

"Apple Cider"
A quasi Italian B soft schlong flick with many beautiful shots. Theres a guy and he works in the garden, theres a lady of a certain class and she pines for that good-old glass of cider she has such good memories about. Stories are told, feelings are felt, smoke comes from the chimney cause its winter. Then nothing happens, until the very end when they're in bed together and she kills him.

"President, President!"
A good movie. A thriller you remember while youre going home or sitting at Burger King afterwardo's. Its about a president of a big nation where the nation is in trouble because of some mysterious problem, and experts are called in from various agencies and somehow, because they're led by a feminist cunt, they point their finger at the president, and then the president has to go on the run because he knows who did it - the feminist cunt bitch. But he must catch her in the act. What act? Oh you'll have to go watch it. I won't spoil this great story just so I can score some points for being in the know.
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