EMINIEM the great white whine

[Fixed Cross]

Eminiem says, finally, coming out of his closet, that he hates being white.
Ok, no surprise there, he has always been a self-hating piece of sadness.

I asked: when did Eminiem become such a whine? Then I realized: but wait, when has he ever not been a whine?
I fucking realize, man. All his songs are records of a man whining.

Album 1 and 2 were genius, as I guess it was about time that some dude put some whining on record. But that doesn't take away from the fact that the only message Eminiem ever gives off is that he is unjustly treated by life. If he did not have such a whiny voice, he would not even have sold any records.



(Evidence)

[URUZ]

Haha, yeah. I like his first couple of albums, he totally tanked after that though.

I suppose he always did whine a lot. It was sort of his style. But his anger was legitimate, back then. Now all he has is a CNN, NYT-imprinted non-soul that keeps generating absurd liberalist slogans and trying in vain to attach some sort of emotional authenticity to that. Lol.

Yeah, what a cunt he turned out to be. But still, I like to listen back to the old stuff, now and then.

[URUZ]

I like being "white", if only because I get to laugh at people who tell me that I have some magical "privilege" somehow and thus should hate myself because of that. Lol.

Yeah, anyone who even sees skin color in another person (or themselves) should probably be strung up or at least locked away indefinitely. "Caring about skin color, in oneself or in another person, regardless of ostensibly positive or negative ends or motives" should be a federal crime.

[unknowing]

Very few white people experience being a minority based on race for any real length of time. They have limited view, but still claim an authoritative view on all aspects of race, including what it's like to be a minority even if they never have been. It's a crazy stance.

Anyway, I just bought this one from itunes.

[Fixed Cross]

I like being "white", if only because I get to laugh at people who tell me that I have some magical "privilege" somehow and thus should hate myself because of that. Lol.

Yeah, anyone who even sees skin color in another person (or themselves) should probably be strung up or at least locked away indefinitely. "Caring about skin color, in oneself or in another person, regardless of ostensibly positive or negative ends or motives" should be a federal crime.

Haha, indeed.

[Fixed Cross]

Very few white people experience being a minority based on race for any real length of time. They have limited view, but still claim an authoritative view on all aspects of race, including what it's like to be a minority even if they never have been. It's a crazy stance.

Yeah man. Or you could read some history-books. But they're so durn skkairee innit.
(hint: "white" people never existed. Or at least, "white" people always oppressed and killeried each other. Like "yellow" people and "black" people too. And "red" people also. And if there would be "blue" people you betcha they'd be going around minorizing each other all the time, too.)

Anyway, I just bought this one from itunes.

Damn! They need to update the emoticon collection.

[Fixed Cross]

Haha, yeah. I like his first couple of albums, he totally tanked after that though.

I suppose he always did whine a lot. It was sort of his style. But his anger was legitimate, back then. Now all he has is a CNN, NYT-imprinted non-soul that keeps generating absurd liberalist slogans and trying in vain to attach some sort of emotional authenticity to that. Lol.

Yeah, what a cunt he turned out to be. But still, I like to listen back to the old stuff, now and then.

I love all his lesser-victimhood raps when he is on MDMA and Coke at the same time, which is very often in the first two albums.
Edit - of course he is on Vicodin by his own saying. I don't think that accounts for enough.

[Mr Reasonable]

1st 2 albums were good, because they were comedy and that's what I think he's best at. Pretty much everything since then has been him trying to simultaneously be an abused victim and an empowered bad ass. He may be a victim or something, but it doesn't seem like it. He's certainly not a bad ass. The guy weights 150lbs soaking wet. A high school football player could beat him up. Not to mention that he's a complete emo douchebag so there's that.

[Fixed Cross]

1st 2 albums were good, because they were comedy and that's what I think he's best at. Pretty much everything since then has been him trying to simultaneously be an abused victim and an empowered bad ass.

Yes, well said.

He may be a victim or something, but it doesn't seem like it. He's certainly not a bad ass. The guy weights 150lbs soaking wet.

Thats exactly Floyd Mayweathers weight.
But still, certainly he is not a bad ass.

A high school football player could beat him up. Not to mention that he's a complete emo douchebag so there's that.

Thats the main issue.

First he whined "if I had a million dollars", then he whined "I have a million dollars". Somehow he made it so for himself that he suffered tremendously under the fame and success he first felt so victimized for not having.

[Mr Reasonable]

About Floyd Mayweather....the exception proves the rule.

[URUZ]

Eminem, year 2000:

"So when you see me dressing up like a nerd on TV
or heard me using the fag word so freely
it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
Suck my fucking dick you faggot you happy now?"

Eminem, today:

"Trump is sooo mean!! Why can't we stop saying mean things?!?"

[URUZ]

Seems likely he was kidnapped and forced into NLP at some point, given such a drastic change and... regression.

[Fixed Cross]

Yeah, what an un-believable hypocrite.





The guy as we knew him here is indeed deader than dead.

[URUZ]

Haha, yeah. Eminem will always be great, if only for those first two albums.

[Mr Reasonable]

The guy's had more plastic surgery that bruce jenner. Look at his face man.

[URUZ]

The guy's had more plastic surgery that bruce jenner. Look at his face man.

Yeah he is a piece of shit now, for sure.

[Fixed Cross]

But still



I think this actually is a freestyle, the insanity of the genius, the weird way the engine gets going and then finds a grind, shit like "giving me the finger is kinda like giving the spider the web".

Eleusian poetry, generated in the moment. Nobody can touch this ridiculous asshole.

[Serendipper]

Eminiem says, finally, coming out of his closet, that he hates being white.

Hates being white? Wut?

Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself,
If they were brown, Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf,
But Shady's cute, Shady knew, Shady's dimples would help
Make ladies swoon, baby—ooh, baby!—look at my sales,

Let's do the math, if I was black, I would've sold half, I
Ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that,
But I could rap, so fuck school, I'm too cool to go back,
Gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin' studio's at,

When I was underground, no one gave a fuck I was white,
No labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was like
"Fuck it!" until I met Dre, the only one to look past,
Gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up Under his ass,

Helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got
Was probably his in exchange for every white fan that he's got,
Like damn, we just swapped, sittin' back lookin' at shit, wow,
I'm like my skin is just starting to work to my benefit now,
It's

White America, I could be one of your kids,
White America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit,
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get,

See the problem is I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise would've never knew these words exist
Whose moms probably would've never gave two squirts of piss,
'Til I created so much motherfuckin' turbulence,

Straight out the tube right into your living rooms I came,
And kids flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre,
That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in,
And they connected with me too because I looked like them,

That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope,
Searchin' with a fine tooth comb, it's like this rope
Waitin' to choke
Tightening around my throat,
Watching me while I write this,
Like I don't like this,
Nope,

All I hear is lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy,
Sponsors working 'round the clock to try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip-hop was never a problem
In Harlem
Only in Boston,
After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom,

So now I'm catchin' the flak
From these activists when they raggin',
Actin' like I'm the first rapper
To smack a bitch, or say "faggot",

Shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal,
The posterchild,
The motherfuckin' spokesman now for...

White America, I could be one of your kids,
White America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit,
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get,

So to the parents of America,
I am the Derringer aimed at little Erica
To attack her character,
The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress,
And piss on the lawns of the White House,
To burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker
To spit liquor
In the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy

Fuck you, Ms. Cheney,
Fuck you, Tipper Gore,
Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have,
Fuck you,

I'm just playin', America, you know, I love you

[Jakob]

He has always been the "=" between "white" and "trash". So indeed it would not suffice to be surprised now at his attempt to replace the army of skeletons, whose unleashing from his closet constitutes his career, with the white race of men. After all skeletons tend to be white. And scary too, so it all fits.

I sure hope its all fake news. That he's just being Slim Shady.
https://thecitizenpress.com/eminem-bein ... ll-myself/

[Serendipper]

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/criminal.html

[URUZ]

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

Seems prophetic, yes.