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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:29 pm
by MagsJ
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:51 am
by WendyDarling
:o :lol:

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:23 pm
by MagsJ
His face says it all... :)

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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:09 am
by WendyDarling
:D Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:23 am
by MagsJ
Maniacal Mongoose wrote::D Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.

:lol:

Did it have lots of dangling legs that moved when he did? Too funny...

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:38 am
by WendyDarling
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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:17 am
by The Golden Turd
Maniacal Mongoose wrote:
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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.


Looks like Joker's influence is showing.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:36 am
by WendyDarling
How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:50 am
by WendyDarling
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:53 am
by WendyDarling
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:31 pm
by MagsJ
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:07 pm
by MagsJ
:lol: a must try...

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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:24 am
by WendyDarling
Mags,

:D That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:40 pm
by MagsJ
WendyDarling wrote:Mags,

:D That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?

..orange or tonic to go with..? :)


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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:00 am
by WendyDarling
:lol: I'll eat your share of safety! :-"

If it's smooth and chilled, who needs more than the bottle(in a brown paper bag of course :evilfun: )? It's been so long, I only have vague recollections of how good, no, great it was.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:50 am
by WendyDarling
WendyDarling wrote:How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


:confusion-shrug: Where's JSS? He'll have an answer.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:19 pm
by Meno_
A philosopher's wife sends the philosopher to the market. She says bring a dozen eggs, and if they have apples. The man returns empty handed. Didn't they have eggs, the wife asks. The philosopher answers, yes they did, but they didn't have apples.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:09 am
by WendyDarling
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."


Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.


Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.


Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.


As one of the integrated neighborhood kids, we use to have showdowns with these jokes. A blast from the past.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:26 am
by mannikin
WendyDarling wrote:Try to make me laugh.


In a feminist society, when all the men have walked away...Girl resorts to the net to feel worthy by being humored.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:36 am
by WendyDarling
Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:46 am
by WendyDarling
Run for your life MP. I've got lots of Yo' Mama jokes for you.

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:37 am
by mannikin
WendyDarling wrote:Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.


I'm already there..watching..always...they appear cute to me, like children..

Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:57 pm
by WendyDarling
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:50 am
by WendyDarling
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Re: Humor Me

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:55 am
by WendyDarling
How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?



None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.