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Re: Humor Me

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:51 am

:o :lol:
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:23 pm

His face says it all... :)

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:09 am

:D Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:23 am

Maniacal Mongoose wrote::D Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.

:lol:

Did it have lots of dangling legs that moved when he did? Too funny...
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:38 am

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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:17 am

Maniacal Mongoose wrote:
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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.


Looks like Joker's influence is showing.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:36 am

How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:50 am

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Re: Humor Me

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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:07 pm

:lol: a must try...

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:24 am

Mags,

:D That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:40 pm

WendyDarling wrote:Mags,

:D That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?

..orange or tonic to go with..? :)


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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:00 am

:lol: I'll eat your share of safety! :-"

If it's smooth and chilled, who needs more than the bottle(in a brown paper bag of course :evilfun: )? It's been so long, I only have vague recollections of how good, no, great it was.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:50 am

WendyDarling wrote:How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


:confusion-shrug: Where's JSS? He'll have an answer.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Meno_ » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:19 pm

A philosopher's wife sends the philosopher to the market. She says bring a dozen eggs, and if they have apples. The man returns empty handed. Didn't they have eggs, the wife asks. The philosopher answers, yes they did, but they didn't have apples.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:09 am

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."


Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.


Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.


Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.


As one of the integrated neighborhood kids, we use to have showdowns with these jokes. A blast from the past.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby mannikin » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:26 am

WendyDarling wrote:Try to make me laugh.


In a feminist society, when all the men have walked away...Girl resorts to the net to feel worthy by being humored.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:36 am

Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:46 am

Run for your life MP. I've got lots of Yo' Mama jokes for you.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby mannikin » Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:37 am

WendyDarling wrote:Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.


I'm already there..watching..always...they appear cute to me, like children..
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:57 pm

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:50 am

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:55 am

How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?



None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.
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