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Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:36 am

Try to make me laugh.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!


Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Kriswest » Thu Sep 22, 2016 8:29 pm

A frog goes into a synagogue
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Sep 22, 2016 8:40 pm

=D> Continue.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:44 pm

Why do you want to laugh? What is your objective here?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:33 pm

^No laughing matter.

To establish new connections between participants and foster them to the benefit of both parties. Wholesome laughter without sarcastic intentions could expand a mad hatter's mind now and again, yes? Plus, laughter is good medicine for yours truly, so just humor me, Mags.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:17 am

We're all going to eventually die.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
http://www.innocenceproject.org/
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Kriswest » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:22 am

Maniacal Mongoose wrote:=D> Continue.

You need to ,,, patience, just fill in what first hits you.
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:35 pm

Ok, so these two memes I acquired off some IG buddies last night made me laugh.. the first one, for long :D

Those two words together. lol

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I think she just broke his heart with that comment :shock:

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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:07 am

:lol: on Dilbert. Wait, was that Family Guy? Friggin funny either ways.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:53 pm

Maniacal Mongoose wrote: :lol: on Dilbert. Wait, was that Family Guy? Friggin funny either ways.

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Re: Humor Me

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Re: Humor Me

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:58 pm

Where would you like to be humored? Where is your H spot?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:59 pm

MagsJ wrote:
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who the hell bought 50 shades of gay


Gay men. It is a well known fact that American women are sexually dysfunctional and that American minds are intellectually repressed.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby MagsJ » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:41 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
MagsJ wrote:
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who the hell bought 50 shades of gay


Gay men. It is a well known fact that American women are sexually dysfunctional and that American minds are intellectually repressed.

...and why is that? Is it because of the ever-underlying creationistic/Christian values that arrived.. along with the first British American settlers? Science be damned?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:50 pm

MagsJ wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
MagsJ wrote:
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who the hell bought 50 shades of gay


Gay men. It is a well known fact that American women are sexually dysfunctional and that American minds are intellectually repressed.

...and why is that? Is it because of the ever-underlying creationistic/Christian values that arrived.. along with the first British American settlers? Science be damned?

America is a gay country full of sexually frustrated school shooters and when a guy slaps a woman on the ass it is viewed as a national atrocity demanding mob punishment in the news headlines.

this is because america is comprised of pussies and cowards who are infected with the Nihilistic meme saturated with the Word and star trek autism, and lack the mirror neurons to form abstract thought to escape from their own selfhood. Thus the america populace has no sense of internalized or rationalized morality, it only forms around the hyperbolic, noetic fabrications of a hysterical society. Thus the law is never bent, morality is either by the book or utterly disregarded completely. Thus, treating someone without kindness or sympathy is not avoided, especially in romantic situations, since such a thing is not illegal.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:01 pm

UP wrote
Where would you like to be humored? Where is your H spot?


:-k Aim for my soul Trixie.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:18 am

Maniacal Mongoose wrote:UP wrote
Where would you like to be humored? Where is your H spot?


:-k Aim for my soul Trixie.


They say the heart is the quickest way to the soul. And the boob is the quickest way to the heart (oxytocin.)
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:31 am

"They" is it? Party foul on Trixie! Put her back in her DnA machine immediately! :evilfun:
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:35 am

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:03 pm

Maniacal Mongoose wrote:How many philosophers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


5000, if they are Turd Ferguson clones, 1 if they are you or me.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Pandora » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:07 pm

Philosophers don't change lightbulbs, they only talk about it.
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:08 am

:lol: Pandora is in the house! =D>
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Re: Humor Me

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Dec 02, 2016 9:03 am

Why the heck did Frogger cross the road?
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Re: Humor Me

Postby Kriswest » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:48 am

The scenery jumped out at it??
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: Humor Me

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