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Maniacal Mongoose wrote:
Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.
WendyDarling wrote:How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.
Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.
WendyDarling wrote:Try to make me laugh.
WendyDarling wrote:Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.
How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?
None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.
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