Critique of Llewellyn & Juliana - Swimming with Dolphins

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Critique of Llewellyn & Juliana - Swimming with Dolphins

Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:53 pm

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The Lyrics:
I could spend my life swimming with Dolphins
It could change your life swimming with Dolphins

So many wonders I've wanted to see
I've just begun
Here in these waters I'm finally free
My pain has gone

I could spend my life swimming with Dolphins
It could change your life swimming with Dolphins

So many people I've wanted to tell
Where do I begin
Here in these waters a secret is held
Deep within

I could spend my life swimming with Dolphins
It could change your life swimming with Dolphins

So many wonders I've wanted to see
I've just begun
Here in these waters I'm finally free
My pain has gone

I could spend my life swimming with Dolphins
It could change your life swimming with Dolphins

Swimming with Dolphins
Swimming with Dolphins



It is obvious that the song is written for women suffering from traumatic PTSD, trying to find a infantile, safe escape from real life, grown up trauma. It emphasizes close proximity to a near human like, androgenous intelligence that understands their pain, and washes it away with forgetfulness, in a sea of unbecoming bliss, a sort of Nirvana.

What is the chief characteristic of this Nirvana?

Do women wish to become Dolphin like, without limbs or separate legs, swimming in the sea for decades, surfacing to breath through a blowhole, eating live fish, dismembering them with their jaws?

For most, no. Its a escape from the bipedal, rape prone males many of them have repeatedly encountered through their late adolescent and adult lives, the kind of men who take what they want and think they can get away with anything. It leaves frustrated young women without proof oftentimes, embarrassed going to the police, afraid of losing their public battles, and looking like sluts.

Swimming with dolphins can in time become a religious crutch, spiritually replacing the pain of the past with fantastic, overly realistic beliefs that only a on distant sea mammal can understand them, that only a sea mammal can understand them.

Unfortunately, they picked the wrong sea animal. Admittedly a better choice than sharks and killer whales, but not nearly as peaceful as Manatees, dolphins are deeply perverted sea monsters.

Dolphin Penises can be from 10 to 14 inches long, and are much stronger, comparable to the movements and vibrations of a jackhammer. They are also prehensile, meaning that while you, a woman wishing to reach out a touch a dolphin for a spiritual experience to forget your rape with your arm, the dolphin's instinct will be to reach out to you with it's arm length cock and touch you in return. Its one shoulder you don't want to cry upon.

Dolphins can see inside of you, due to their sense of echo displacement, and can see humans are built similar to dolphins, except in one area.... you have kinky, spreadable legs, which dolphin women do not, and if you are near your menstruation cycle, they can undoubtedly smell it, and will want to explore your unusual, exciting, spreadable biology somewhere dark and private, deep under the water..... leg being lead by penis 'in hand' ever deeper into the water. Dolphinswater in their mating are not naturally cruel, and know to let you surface regularly to breathe through your airhole. Unfortunately, dolphins only need to surface once a hour, and don't understand humans can't hold their breath as long, and that their thrusting will break most women's pelvis bones to the point where surfacing is impossible.

To further complicate matters, many Dolphins are psychotic themselves, having been trapped ind Dolphinariums their whole lives in tiny cells, forced to constantly perform their stupid acts over and over again for fat European and American women on vacation. Many commit suicide or even infanticide, keeping their young under water so they can't breathe, drowning in a effort to escape you and your wandering hands, and fat stupid mouth breathing faces as you struggle to have a religious, heaking experience through them.

Women, plain and simple, Dolphins don't fucking like you, and will rape and kill you if given a chance. If denied this, they will kill themselves, finally freeing themselves of your bipedal tyranny.

https://www.thedodo.com/swim-dolphins-c ... 74999.html

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2010/0 ... d-suicide/
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