Jesus in a wedding gown descending from heaven on a rainbow in a chariot made of teddy bears mounted with a gun turret that he’s using to shoot the statue of liberty.
You just made me into a midget with… a broken ankle?
This is how Gods are born… starts off with a simple joke, next thing you know, the greatest philosophers in the world are sitting, debating Indian style around my statue.
Scholars of religion 10,000 years from now will be stumped by my statue has a cat on my hand, jump rope in one hand, and a turd in the other, known as the God of Philosophy, Destroyer of Nietzscheans.
They always end up with funny hats, holding multiple objects, never given a chance to put them down:
Yes, that is Serapis. He was a manufactured diety of the Ptolemaic Dynasty of Greek Egypt, needed to unite Egyptian and Greek Gods together. In this form, he was pure bullshit, it was always known among intellectuals in the ancient world he was a diety of political necessity. Its antecedents prior to this era have little to do with this monstrosity of irreligion. I can’t imagine someone wanting to worship a blantantly obvious false God.