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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:40 pm

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:55 pm

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:58 pm

That's just wrong. And consider this, reverse the situation.. if that cat was chained up like that, the dog would figure out a way to get him free because he's smarter than the cat. Cats are stupid... so stupid a cat wouldn't even realize he's supposed to be miserable on a chain... much less a way to get off it.
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:46 am

Avenged.

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:39 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:42 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:44 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:46 pm

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:22 pm

If it hasn't already been worked into a joke, it should be. The phrase 'executed at gunpoint by a sexy woman' and 'sexecuted at bunpoint by a sexy woman' need to be worked into a joke. Like a 'what is the difference between' joke or something. I don't write jokes so I won't do it.
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:58 am

Do it man. If you believe in yourself you can do anything.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:25 pm

Knock knock...
Who is there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:52 pm

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:42 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:53 am

1:33: I was just telling Melissa one of the first lessons we learned back at... Stanford Law.. was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private home owners. In fact if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else.

How is everyone feeling tonight?




Oh look honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres.
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:01 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:47 am

Warning: explicit lyrics.

I did this in less than an hour.. the recording (the first and only take) and the editing on the movie maker. If I had more patience I coulda killed this shit ya'll.

https://sendvid.com/p7c04nrd
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:00 am

Brah, if I didn't have to hold the phone and could stand up somewhere in a room or something I'm telling you I would have murdered this video. I even have a pair of those casual slacks the mexican gangsters wear. The shooting angle would be like a rap video... the cam would be at an angle below me looking up. I would pace menacingly around the camera shooting gang signs and swinging my arms around. It would be fantastic display of rapper histrionics. If I had a zoom and could pan too?... that shit would be off the chain.
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:39 pm

Kierkegaard wrote:Suppose a man who wishes to acquire faith; let the comedy begin. He wishes to have faith, but he wishes also to safeguard himself by means of an objective inquiry and its approximation‑process. What happens? With the help of the approximation‑process the absurd becomes something different; it becomes probable, it becomes increasingly probable, it becomes extremely and emphatically probable. Now he is ready to believe it, and he ventures to claim for himself that he does not believe as shoemakers and tailors and simple folk believe, but only after long deliberation. Now he is ready to believe it; and lo, now it has become precisely impossible to believe it. Anything that is almost probable, or probable, or extremely and emphatically probable, is something he can almost know, or as good as know, or extremely and emphatically almost know‑but it is impossible to believe. For the absurd is the object of faith, and the only object that can be believed.


If a man comes to think he knows what it means to believe in god, he must be at a point where after some rigorous thinking he starts to think it isn't so absurd to believe in god after all.., but then the thing he now thinks is reasonable slips from his grasp, and he moves away from the likelihood of his belief being true in proportion to his feeling justified in believing it.

Put another way, the moment belief in god is put into the domain of logic it becomes something that could be false; man wants to approach belief in god as carefully and cautiously as possible, yes, but by using the means to do this (rationale and logic) he moves further and further away from the thing he wants to know is true without being in a position to accept that it might be false.

A magnificent paradox! Kierkegaard put the sauce on that shit, ya'll.
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Re: Comedy in all forms.

Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:55 pm

"The more one suffers, the more, I believe, has one a sense for the comic. It is only by the deepest suffering that one acquires true authority in the use of the comic, an authority which by one word transforms as by magic the reasonable creature one calls man into a caricature."- Kierkegaard
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