Shark infested waters…
Bit off his
Flipper, which floated
~ on to Tahiti
Where a mojito…
just tastes better.
In those twilight
feng shui moments.
Placed in threes
The little pigs
Made good crackling
upon the big
Pig-pyre, slathered
Oil of Olay
skimming skin’s surface…
Without a doubt…
Missing the bones
I stole them!
Houdini’s lost assistant
was buried alive!