volchok wrote:jonquil wrote:How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on how you define 'change'.
Talking about psychological jokes:
(I am embarassed already)--two psychiatrists are analysing each other. The receptionist hears a clamour inside, and calls security, thinking a patient took off on the shrink. Security bursts in, and asks for an explanation as to what has happened: the psychiatrist sitting atop the other ones says: ". We were fighting over the couch, and I told him that's for freudians, and he is a jungian.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb REALLY has to want to change.
Hobbes Choice wrote:Here's a great graffito I saw in a 6thForm toilet in 1978.
To do is to Be.
Jean Paul Sartre
To Be is to Do,
To Be Do Be Do.
Helandhighwater wrote:Feel free to tell me what happened today to your sphincter, and at length, I am very interested in your ass. Pun intended.
" ...there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way."
Magsj wrote:" ...there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way."
That made me chuckle
Magsj wrote:Indeed it was he HC, but I got it off some pals' FB company page... they are incredibly creative and equally as mad.
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