funeral for the turd

they say people like us can’t cry. and yet, i still cry. i may have been turd’s nemesis but im giving him a funeral. didnt the joker give a funeral for batman?

i will say this for turd. turd was a good man. we may have been enemies but even so, turd was a stand up man who said if he was rich, he’d buy me an ugly hooker and force me to fuck her. Turd tried to save me from sexual damnation and frustration. How many of these so-called moderns and so-called good people ever tried to save me from that? turd was a good man and he is in heaven and not burning in hell right now.

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