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The average New Yorker

Postby 1mpious » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:57 pm

The average New Yorker:

* Lives in an apartment with no heat.
* Has 7 sets of clothes.
* Keeps two jobs.
* Rides the subway daily.
* Enjoys rap music, Christianity and books about land.


How about the average Parisian, Londoner, SanFranciscan or Sydneysider? :think:
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby MagsJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:53 pm

I doubt there's an average Londoner.. everyone has such an individual portfolio of their urban remit for survival.
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby mannequin01 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:09 am

Average londoner = magsj

* Typical slut bag who thinks she's special
* Attends fancy parties pretending to be a rich socialite
* Wears ridiculous clothes, different colors/hues as apart of her "artistic expression"
* Reads 50 shades of grey book on a train for sexual intellectual stimulation
* wears a shitload of make up for obvious reasons...
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:37 am

Mannequin you seem upset. What's wrong buddy?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby mannequin01 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:37 am

Why would I be upset?

Was just pointing out what a average Londoner is. There's nothing I said that isn't true...
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:56 am

It just seemed so personal. Like it came from the heart. The passion with which you expressed your thoughts led me to believe that you had some strong emotions about the subject, and I guess I just took it as you being upset. Its ok if you don't want to talk about it.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby mannequin01 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:13 am

I am talking about it..
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby MagsJ » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:01 pm

mannequin01 wrote:Average londoner = magsj

* Typical slut bag who thinks she's special
* Attends fancy parties pretending to be a rich socialite
* Wears ridiculous clothes, different colors/hues as apart of her "artistic expression"
* Reads 50 shades of grey book on a train for sexual intellectual stimulation
* wears a shitload of make up for obvious reasons...

:lol: What?

You couldn't be more off if you tried.. apart from the 'attending fancy parties' and 'my artistic expression', you couldn't be.. more.. wrong.

You need to work on your astuteness, because.. you ain't got any. :lol:

If there's anything you need to know.. just ask ;) dont't be shy :D
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby mannequin01 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:26 pm

hehe just teasing ;)
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby A Shieldmaiden » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:59 pm

1mpious

In your opinion what is the average Sydneysider/(boganvillea).
The man that walks his own road, walks alone

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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby MagsJ » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:33 pm

mannequin01 wrote:hehe just teasing ;)

Naughty mannequin! [-X

Not been having a good week/month, so any distractions are a welcome one.. thanks for the distraction. :)
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Re: The average New Yorker

Postby mannequin01 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:16 pm

What's bothering you, lovely?
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