## IQ tests

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### IQ tests

I'd like to get an average based on all the freebie online tests.

1. So the first online IQ test I took resulted in 102 (a taxing, headache inducing 30 minutes). http://www.brainmetrix.com/free-iq-test/

2. The second (much easier) resulted in 128. Here's where I took it.https://memorado.com/iqtest Only took 5 minutes.

3. https://www.arealme.com/iq-2017/en/ This will be my third one (after I eat some pizza). 130 on this one (another taxing, headache inducing test...took awhile and I just guessed on a few to end it).

4. https://iq-research.info/en/ Must pay for result which I'm not going to do.
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### Re: IQ tests

I once took two tests a long time ago one gave 98 and one gave 117
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Took those three Wendy and got 86 and 126 and 110 respectively

But I did them quickly as it was just for curiosity and nothing else
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### Re: IQ tests

My scores:

1) 109
2) 130
3) 185

I did first two tests last night since I couldn't sleep. Needless to say, I was tired and eager to finish them as quickly as possible in order to get results and see where I stand. Third one I approached seriously.

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You took them quickly on account they were easy?
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### Re: IQ tests

I took them quickly in order to compare my results to yours
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Pistolero wrote:My scores:

1) 109
2) 130
3) 185

I did first two tests last night since I couldn't sleep. Needless to say, I was tired and eager to finish them as quickly as possible in order to get results and see where I stand. Third one I approached seriously.

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### Re: IQ tests

surreptitious57 wrote:
I took them quickly in order to compare my results to yours

Well I only took one quickly, the other two gave my medicated brain a headache with the damn dice and multiple series progressions. Just shoot my brain like you would a lame horse.

You should retake them without trying to rush, to get more accurate numbers. I have to go fast for I can only endure thinking for so long, it makes my brain cry.
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### Re: IQ tests

Pistolero wrote:My scores:

1) 109
2) 130
3) 185

I did first two tests last night since I couldn't sleep. Needless to say, I was tired and eager to finish them as quickly as possible in order to get results and see where I stand. Third one I approached seriously.

I think the 1st test had bizarre, distracting graphics that would throw off anybody (all three of us who have reported our results have what I would consider atypical low scores). The testers recommend retaking the test if you scored below a 90. Obviously, many score poorly on that test enough to qualify a retaking of the test suggestion.

Why was the second test so easy, any thoughts? A simple format with less choices. It felt more organized so my answers came more readily.

A 185 is impressive. How long did you take to complete the third test?
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### Re: IQ tests

Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scale, Fourth Edition (S-B IV) 1986 classification[69][70]
IQ Range ("deviation IQ") IQ Classification
132 and above Very superior
121–131 Superior
111–120 High average
89–110 Average
79–88 Low average
68–78 Slow learner
67 or below Mentally retarded

Wechsler (WAIS–III) 1997 IQ test classification
IQ Range ("deviation IQ") IQ Classification
130 and above Very superior
120–129 Superior
110–119 High average
90–109 Average
80–89 Low average
70–79 Borderline
69 and below Extremely low

It seems that the individuals who are qualified test givers are few and far between these days. What am I going to do when I have $1500 burning a hole in my pocket and there's no one certified to test my brilliance? I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL! I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy. Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat. WendyDarling Heroine Posts: 6293 Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:52 am Location: Hades ### Re: IQ tests Wendy wrote: You should retake them without trying to rush to get more accurate numbers I should but I am not going to as I am not a fan of them as they are all usually multiple choice so correct answers can simply be guessed The one I took years ago I paid for so seriously thought about all the questions before answering them. So that is the one I quote if I am ever asked what mine is. However now I am less interested in tests and more in reading as much as I can and being as open minded and as emotionally detached as possible. These qualities I rate as much as intelligence if not more so A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN surreptitious57 Philosopher Posts: 1931 Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:05 am ### Re: IQ tests Wendy wrote: Why was the second test so easy That one was just a joke for it was way too simple So I would not even compare it with the other two A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN surreptitious57 Philosopher Posts: 1931 Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:05 am ### Re: IQ tests WendyDarling wrote:I think the 1st test had bizarre, distracting graphics that would throw off anybody (all three of us who have reported our results have what I would consider atypical low scores). I had 123 the first and only time. Did it at work at the end of my night shift. Took me between 15 and 30 minutes, I was interrupted a couple of times. EDIT: Second 134, I just took it. EDIT 2: I mean I got 134 on the second test, not the second time I took the first (there has been no second time). Last edited by Sauwelios on Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:34 am, edited 1 time in total. Sauwelios Philosophical Supremacist Posts: 7180 Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:07 pm Location: Amsterdam ### Re: IQ tests Wendy wrote: I have to go fast for I can only endure thinking for so long it makes my brain cry Obviously in a test you are limited by time but where there are no such restrictions you can think more slowly or less intensely. I think you meditate if memory serves so that is a more slow and less intense type of thinking would you say. I am quite detached from the world so find it easy that way A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN surreptitious57 Philosopher Posts: 1931 Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:05 am ### Re: IQ tests WendyDarling wrote: Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scale, Fourth Edition (S-B IV) 1986 classification[69][70] IQ Range ("deviation IQ") IQ Classification 132 and above Very superior 121–131 Superior 111–120 High average 89–110 Average 79–88 Low average 68–78 Slow learner 67 or below Mentally retarded Wechsler (WAIS–III) 1997 IQ test classification IQ Range ("deviation IQ") IQ Classification 130 and above Very superior 120–129 Superior 110–119 High average 90–109 Average 80–89 Low average 70–79 Borderline 69 and below Extremely low It seems that the individuals who are qualified test givers are few and far between these days. What am I going to do when I have$1500 burning a hole in my pocket and there's no one certified to test my brilliance?

Sometimes teachers don't know what to do with a kid, and so the public school system can compel these kinds of tests before they figure out what to do, and in those cases you may not have to pay the 1500 bucks.
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### Re: IQ tests

WendyDarling wrote:You took them quickly on account they were easy?

No, I took them quickly because I was only interested in the results. The second one was fairly easy, though. Simple questions coupled with not too many choices.

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### Re: IQ tests

WendyDarling wrote:
Pistolero wrote:A 185 is impressive. How long did you take to complete the third test?

Oh, I didn't look at the clock. No good would come of it anyway, being that I got a job-related task when I got to the fifteenth question and therefore had to redirect my attention entirely.

Is there a point in retaking it now that I know what the questions are? What do you say?

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Christopher Langan has been described as the most intelligent person in the world.
He proved the existence of God using mathematics.

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### Re: IQ tests

Sauwelios wrote:
WendyDarling wrote:I think the 1st test had bizarre, distracting graphics that would throw off anybody (all three of us who have reported our results have what I would consider atypical low scores).

I had 123 the first and only time. Did it at work at the end of my night shift. Took me between 15 and 30 minutes, I was interrupted a couple of times.

EDIT: Second 134, I just took it. EDIT 2: I mean I got 134 on the second test, not the second time I took the first (there has been no second time).

Is the 123 what you expected, comparable perhaps to a more official test? Did you find the second test easier and if so, why?
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Magnus Anderson wrote:Christopher Langan has been described as the most intelligent person in the world.
He proved the existence of God using mathematics.

I watched the vid., now I am reading from his CTMU website, the Q & A section.http://www.ctmu.org/
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### Re: IQ tests

IQ tests....

....are meaningless.
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So are some people.
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Intelligence cannot be measured. By definition, intelligence breaks rules and limits, and does not fall within the parameters of tests.

A test is like a trap. You're doomed to fail once you start it. And so too with "IQ tests". You already prove your gullibility by taking them seriously.
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### Re: IQ tests

WendyDarling wrote:
Sauwelios wrote:
WendyDarling wrote:I think the 1st test had bizarre, distracting graphics that would throw off anybody (all three of us who have reported our results have what I would consider atypical low scores).

I had 123 the first and only time. Did it at work at the end of my night shift. Took me between 15 and 30 minutes, I was interrupted a couple of times.

EDIT: Second 134, I just took it. EDIT 2: I mean I got 134 on the second test, not the second time I took the first (there has been no second time).

Is the 123 what you expected, comparable perhaps to a more official test? Did you find the second test easier and if so, why?

I took a paid psychological (career) test when I was 19, but that didn't give me a score, just "highly gifted". I found the second test much easier, yes, and in fact find it hard to imagine I made any mistake there. It told me I was in the top 1%, meaning I may have made one mistake and really scored as low as 133.5; in any case, the max score must be 136, if not 134 or 135.

I think the first also doesn't go much higher than what I scored, surely no higher than the second. Considering the difficulty of the first, with patterns within patterns within patterns at the end, I really think I did quite well, which is why I was willing enough to make my score known here!

Haven't done the third one, not sure I will, but I might.

P.S.: The second was in my native language, whereas the first was in English. Shouldn't matter much for me, but it may have mattered a little.

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I found the second test much easier, yes, and in fact find it hard to imagine I made any mistake there. It told me I was in the top 1%, meaning I may have made one mistake and really scored as low as 133.5; in any case, the max score must be 136, if not 134 or 135.

Do you think the formatting of test 2 made any difference? It was an easy read with limited options (2-3 choices), I was able to whiz right through it and if 134-136 tops it out, then I did well too.

I may look into how the tests were designed later.

The fourth test (requiring payment to see results) started out with 15 easy questions, then 15 moderately difficult questions, then 15 torturous questions. This test offered nine answer choices typically. Out of the four tests so far, I believe the fourth one would be a more accurate indicator, sucks that they want \$10 from everyone for something that isn't official.

The third one was another brain drain for me, had to guess at the end to get it over with. You should take it to see if it is comparable to test 1 by way of your scoring. My scores of 102 and 130 are far apart and I'm not sure why, other than the graphics in the first one was distracting me.

The language barrier probably did affect your results. You have my permission to add +5 to your result.
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I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

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