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Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:05 am

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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:03 pm

Not dead, but reborn as the joker.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:45 am

Knock it off.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:19 am

Will people finally stop talking about those movies now?
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:15 am

Did the Greeks ever stop talking about the Illiad or Odyssey?
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:30 pm

I don't associate with those kinds of people so I wouldn't know.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:44 pm

What people? Book readers? Foreign People?
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:16 pm

Greeks. They're just kind of generally grubby, their food is overrated, their nation is the shame of the economic world, and their philosophy is just so/so.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:20 pm

Don't say that to Satyr, you'll make that Turk cry.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:22 pm

Like people who live primarily off olives, feta, and overcooked lamb. It's just gross. I think the soul food that came from the slaves in America is way better.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:40 pm

I use olive oil primarily, even had it in my Humvee in Iraq. Lots of Greeks in my neighborhood. I was pissed when everyone would hijack it, not for food (I wouldn't care) but to drip rags into it for lubricating weapons. I had it in Tupperware, then switched over to little bottles so they couldn't pull that.

It's a damn good survival food, can be turned into lamp oil, or used to lubricate parts, cover wounds, or consumed. Should always keep a plastic bottle in the trunk just in case,nd a giant metal can indoors for emergencies, and use a smaller bottle for daily needs. Has fantastic versatility.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:24 pm

Gross.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:24 pm

Greeks used it like KY.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby MagsJ » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:55 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:Gross.
Using olive oil like its WD40 is gross? Odd!
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:11 pm

Depends on where you squirt your WD-40
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Postby MagsJ » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:44 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:Depends on where you squirt your WD-40

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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Pandora » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:45 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Like people who live primarily off olives, feta, and overcooked lamb. It's just gross. I think the soul food that came from the slaves in America is way better.


Pellagra was common in the American South, especially among the poor. That's what you get for eating primarily corn and pork fat.
http://usslave.blogspot.com/2012/01/sla ... auses.html

Mediterranean diet by far beats southern soul food.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:15 pm

You shouldn't eat vegetables Pandora, it is the cause of gay.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:51 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Greeks used it like KY.



This is how things get infected. Only use water based lubricants.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:53 am

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Mr Reasonable wrote:Like people who live primarily off olives, feta, and overcooked lamb. It's just gross. I think the soul food that came from the slaves in America is way better.


Pellagra was common in the American South, especially among the poor. That's what you get for eating primarily corn and pork fat.
http://usslave.blogspot.com/2012/01/sla ... auses.html

Mediterranean diet by far beats southern soul food.


I'm not clicking any links because I don't know shit about computers and I think you're trying to give me a virus.

If you think a plate of olives and feta is better than a fried pork chop, then you're just factually mistaken and there isn't really anywhere else for this conversation to go until you do the research and can see that we're dealing with an established, inalienable fact.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Pandora » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:49 am

I'm not aware of any diseases due to malnutrition in Mediterranean diet. Nutritionally, it is well-balanced diet, and has been so for thousands of years.
In many European countries corn isn't even considered fit for human consumption and is used for animal fodder instead.

Olive oil is many healthy properties. Can't say the same for reused pork fat (or Crisco).

Slave owners fed their captive workers as cheaply as possible, often with leftover/waste foods from the plantation, forcing slaves to make do with the ingredients at hand. In slave households, "vegetables" consisted of the tops of beets, dandelions, and turnips. Soon, African-American slaves were cooking with new types of "greens": collards, cress, kale, mustard, and pokeweed.

They also developed recipes which used cornmeal, lard, and offal; discarded cuts of meat such as ham hocks, oxtail, pig's ears, pigs' feet, pork jowls, skin, and tripe. Cooks added garlic, onions, and thyme as flavor enhancers. Slave owners provided their slaves with the poor parts of the pig such as the small intestines: chitterlings or offal.

Sheep intestines had been a common dish in Africa for thousands of years before the Atlantic slave trade; since African-Americans did not have access to sheep intestines, chitterlings came to fill that culinary void. Some African-American slaves supplemented their meager diets by gardening small plots given to them for growing their own vegetables; many engaged in subsistence fishing and hunting, which yielded wild game for the table. Foods such as opossum, rabbit, raccoon, squirrel, and turtle were, until the 1950s, very common fare among the then still predominantly rural and Southern African-American population.


Traditionally-prepared soul foods tend to be very high in starch, fat, sodium, cholesterol, and calories. In contemporary times, some traditional-style soul foods have been implicated in the abnormally high rates of high blood pressure (hypertension), type 2 diabetes, clogged arteries (atherosclerosis), stroke, and heart attack suffered by African-Americans – especially those living in the Southern and Central United States.

A foundational difference in how the perceived health of contemporary soul food may differ from 'traditional' styles is the widely different structures of agriculture. Fueled by federal subsidies, the agricultural system in the United States became industrialized as the nutritional value of most processed foods, and not just those implicated in a traditional perception of soul food, have degraded.

This urges a consideration of how concepts of racial authenticity evolve alongside changes in the structures that make some foods more available and accessible than others.
An important aspect of the preparation of soul food was the reuse of cooking lard. Because many cooks could not afford to buy new shortening to replace what they used, they would pour the liquefied cooking grease into a container. After cooling completely, the grease re-solidified and could be used again the next time the cook required lard.


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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:44 am

I'm not talking about olive oil vs crisco.

I'm saying it's just a fact that some food that's whipped up by some elderly black ladies is going to be better than a bunch of leaves and feta and olives and shit no matter what. Anyone who can't see that is blind.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Pandora » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:46 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm not talking about olive oil vs crisco.

I'm saying it's just a fact that some food that's whipped up by some elderly black ladies is going to be better than a bunch of leaves and feta and olives and shit no matter what. Anyone who can't see that is blind.
It's just a fact based on what? Because it tastes better to you? You can make the same argument for eating ramen noodles, or hamburgers. I'm looking at overall nutritional quality, and Mediterranean diet will beat Southern soul food quality wise.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:57 am

I wouldn't eat a pork chop.

Also don't eat stuffed grape leaves, despite having a grapevine in the back yard (other stuff like Figs get eaten by very eager ants now back there).

Greek diets aren't always balanced, and obviously malnutrition occurs. Historically it consisted of just some kebobs and bread, with whatever greens they could find/grow, and whatever they could fish. It took a while for the Greeks, then especially the Cartheginians (look up Mago), to figure out how to grow olives efficiently. His system is still used to this day.

I've always been a bit stumped how the Minoans culturally were centered around cows, but lived on a highly populated island of Crete. I don't think they are of Indo-Iranian descent like the Hurrians or Ugarit was, that was a later population move.

Honestly, that diet goes all over the place. Greeks if very strict on liturgical fasts can have bad deficiencies. When the Romano-Byzantine Emperor visited Rome in the middle ages, they were shocked at how vegetarian his diet was- he was a bona fide Roman emperor, holding the office of Julius Caesar, wanting just salads.
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Re: Luke Skywalker is Dead

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:53 am

Pandora wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm not talking about olive oil vs crisco.

I'm saying it's just a fact that some food that's whipped up by some elderly black ladies is going to be better than a bunch of leaves and feta and olives and shit no matter what. Anyone who can't see that is blind.
It's just a fact based on what? Because it tastes better to you? You can make the same argument for eating ramen noodles, or hamburgers. I'm looking at overall nutritional quality, and Mediterranean diet will beat Southern soul food quality wise.


Look, you're just wrong.
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