Cats Are Swarming Me

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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:00 am

https://london.craigslist.co.uk/search/hhh

Two rooms available in London for free to pretty young girls.

Sounds like it to me.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby Pandora » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:30 am

Be careful, Mags, Turd is going to break into your house and steal all of your food.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:38 am

If I ever want to end my life, I would just ask Magsj to make me her most exotic seafood dish. That should do me in for good.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:20 am

Unless you're allergic to seafood, or eat this:

Image it wouldn't kill you, so back to the drawing board for you young man.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby esperanza1 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:32 am

Hi Turd, the first picture was a little disturbing to me, but I did enjoy the other cat pictures ☺
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:40 am

Pandora wrote:Be careful, Mags, Turd is going to break into your house and steal all of your food.

With his aversion to organic food? I doubt it.

Turd always has the option of getting himself arrested if things come to the worst, so then he'll have free accommodation and food.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:25 pm

That's season 8 of Stargate SG1
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:33 pm

MagsJ wrote:Unless you're allergic to seafood, or eat this:

Image it wouldn't kill you, so back to the drawing board for you young man.


Turd Ferguson wrote:https://london.craigslist.co.uk/search/hhh

Two rooms available in London for free to pretty young girls.
Is that how sex traffickers get their workers these days? anyone who goes to that apartment to enquire after those free rooms are either blinded by desperation, or mad. People started doing desperate things during the last recession, and many probably lived to regret them.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:56 pm

Yes.

Lesson learned, if you love your vagina, don't involve yourself in recessions.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:33 pm

...don't involve yourself in gift horses during recessions, more like.
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Re: Cats Are Swarming Me

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:46 am

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I just sat up in bed, he is now sitting stumped.

His eye, it's Hornier Syndrome, gunk is Feline Herpes.

The Syndrome will eventually kill him. When his eye gets bad, I drop olive oil in to lubricate it. He has one surgery on his penee when it was stuffed up with crystals, I can't afford a second surgery. He is a older cat, so his tongue us always sticking out.

A little stupid too.
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