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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:33 am

Are you going to subsidize his burger?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

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Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:33 am

Maybe.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:35 am

Now that would be something :angelic-flying: unexpected.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:36 am

Why?
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:42 am

I thought you weren't the type for commitments. :mrgreen: Well, beyond training kitties and household cleaning measures. Depth is hard to discern in you. I'm sorry.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:43 am

Commitments? How is it a commitment to get a guy a cheeseburger?

Most people think that depth is in long windedness and obscure vocabulary. The "ist" and "ism" crowd. That's smart guy stuff. That's what smart deep guys do. But I'm over it. Been there, done that, got the tshirt. I'm not here to try and convince people that I'm deep or smart. Those aren't things that I feel any need to prove.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:46 am

I'm not here to try and convince people that I'm deep or smart. Those aren't things that I feel insecure about.


What are you here to convince people of? Not nothing? What then?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:47 am

I just say that I'm thinking and see how it goes. I don't really have an angle like that.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:49 am

Are there really five people who use your account?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

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Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:49 am

It's a revolving crowd. Maybe 4, maybe 6. Depends on the day I suppose.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:50 am

Why are other people being you?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:51 am

They're not.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:52 am

Wait, they sign-in as you. How are they not impostors?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:53 am

Because I don't feel imposed upon.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:56 am

You don't exist then, just an amalgamation? An image of nothing real.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:57 am

Everything exists.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:59 am

Okay, enjoy your coolness, you're everything, one.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:52 am

Smears, if you pay off everything he "owes" for the remainder of the year, so that anyone can buy him food till December, I will issue you ten "Shut The Fuck Up" passes, where you can effectively ban me for a day, one pass equals one day. Just Ten.

You gotta pay out at a bare minimum at least $500, but it has to be enough where others can buy him food. It won't count if you contact them and you only had to give $100 bucks or something cause Phoney misunderstood. If it costs $2500, it costs $2500, if merely $500, then $500.

That's my deal.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:10 pm

Oh, and you gotta document literally every screenshot, not merely to prove to me, but also cause you would have standing for a lawsuit if my suspicion is correct, that this is fraud.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:38 pm

I read that caremart's terms of service, and there is nothing there saying that they get to appropriate funds if the inmate's account is on the red.
I hope I hear from zoots soon saying that he got it. If not I will have to inquire about my purchase.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:13 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:Smears, if you pay off everything he "owes" for the remainder of the year, so that anyone can buy him food till December, I will issue you ten "Shut The Fuck Up" passes, where you can effectively ban me for a day, one pass equals one day. Just Ten.

You gotta pay out at a bare minimum at least $500, but it has to be enough where others can buy him food. It won't count if you contact them and you only had to give $100 bucks or something cause Phoney misunderstood. If it costs $2500, it costs $2500, if merely $500, then $500.

That's my deal.



I have no idea how much he owes. His mother says that at the end of his stay he might be in the hole for over 1k.

If a handful of us tip in a few bucks a month, we could take care of this.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:19 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:Phon how much would it be to pay off his damn bill so that he can have the fucking cheeseburger?


I can try to find out through his mother, but also you or turd can just give the jail office a phone call to find out.
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:50 am

If it's less than 1000 bucks, and REXX goes to at least 1.50 by the end of March, and I can be assured that it's going to get him a cheeseburger, then I'll do it.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby MagsJ » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:39 pm

He's gotta wait till March for his cheeseburger? :shock:
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Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby surreptitious57 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:17 pm


In that case it had better be a bloody big one


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