## Post a message to Zoots

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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Are you going to subsidize his burger?
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Maybe.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Now that would be something unexpected.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Why?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

I thought you weren't the type for commitments. Well, beyond training kitties and household cleaning measures. Depth is hard to discern in you. I'm sorry.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Commitments? How is it a commitment to get a guy a cheeseburger?

Most people think that depth is in long windedness and obscure vocabulary. The "ist" and "ism" crowd. That's smart guy stuff. That's what smart deep guys do. But I'm over it. Been there, done that, got the tshirt. I'm not here to try and convince people that I'm deep or smart. Those aren't things that I feel any need to prove.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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I'm not here to try and convince people that I'm deep or smart. Those aren't things that I feel insecure about.

What are you here to convince people of? Not nothing? What then?
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

I just say that I'm thinking and see how it goes. I don't really have an angle like that.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Are there really five people who use your account?
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

It's a revolving crowd. Maybe 4, maybe 6. Depends on the day I suppose.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Why are other people being you?
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

They're not.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Wait, they sign-in as you. How are they not impostors?
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Because I don't feel imposed upon.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
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You don't exist then, just an amalgamation? An image of nothing real.
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Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.

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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Everything exists.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Okay, enjoy your coolness, you're everything, one.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Smears, if you pay off everything he "owes" for the remainder of the year, so that anyone can buy him food till December, I will issue you ten "Shut The Fuck Up" passes, where you can effectively ban me for a day, one pass equals one day. Just Ten.

You gotta pay out at a bare minimum at least $500, but it has to be enough where others can buy him food. It won't count if you contact them and you only had to give$100 bucks or something cause Phoney misunderstood. If it costs $2500, it costs$2500, if merely $500, then$500.

That's my deal.
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Oh, and you gotta document literally every screenshot, not merely to prove to me, but also cause you would have standing for a lawsuit if my suspicion is correct, that this is fraud.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

I read that caremart's terms of service, and there is nothing there saying that they get to appropriate funds if the inmate's account is on the red.
I hope I hear from zoots soon saying that he got it. If not I will have to inquire about my purchase.
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Turd Ferguson wrote:Smears, if you pay off everything he "owes" for the remainder of the year, so that anyone can buy him food till December, I will issue you ten "Shut The Fuck Up" passes, where you can effectively ban me for a day, one pass equals one day. Just Ten.

You gotta pay out at a bare minimum at least $500, but it has to be enough where others can buy him food. It won't count if you contact them and you only had to give$100 bucks or something cause Phoney misunderstood. If it costs $2500, it costs$2500, if merely $500, then$500.

That's my deal.

I have no idea how much he owes. His mother says that at the end of his stay he might be in the hole for over 1k.

If a handful of us tip in a few bucks a month, we could take care of this.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

Mr Reasonable wrote:Phon how much would it be to pay off his damn bill so that he can have the fucking cheeseburger?

I can try to find out through his mother, but also you or turd can just give the jail office a phone call to find out.
As stated above, willing to tip in.
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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

If it's less than 1000 bucks, and REXX goes to at least 1.50 by the end of March, and I can be assured that it's going to get him a cheeseburger, then I'll do it.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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### Re: Post a message to Zoots

He's gotta wait till March for his cheeseburger?

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In that case it had better be a bloody big one

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