Post a message to Zoots

This is the place to shave off that long white beard and stop being philosophical; a forum for members to just talk like normal human beings.

Moderator: MagsJ

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:47 pm

Double cheeseburger, a unimaginable expensive one, which I think gives smears super bragging rights about the time he bought a thousand dollar cheeseburger.
Support "The Angels of East Africa" on smile.Amazon.com it is free to do, they donate 0.05% of your purchase cost to them, or give donations directly via:

http://www.machinegunpreacher.org

Image

Recently hidden post:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=192227&p=2649513#p2649513
User avatar
The Golden Turd
Fucking Unflushable
 
Posts: 9450
Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:37 am
Location: Apparently Well Up Manical Mongoose's Ass

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:26 pm

MagsJ wrote:He's gotta wait till March for his cheeseburger? :shock:


What else does he have to do in the meantime?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

Support the innocence project on AmazonSmile instead of Turd's African savior biker dude.
http://www.innocenceproject.org/
User avatar
Mr Reasonable
resident contrarian
 
Posts: 24691
Joined: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:54 am
Location: pimping a hole straight through the stratosphere itself

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby MagsJ » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:48 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:
MagsJ wrote:He's gotta wait till March for his cheeseburger? :shock:


What else does he have to do in the meantime?

Dream of eating his cheeseburger.
Image
User avatar
MagsJ
The Londonist
 
Posts: 16956
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:59 pm
Location: London, NC1

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:39 pm

Zoot wrote:: I just received a food package on 1/25. If you sent it, thank you, but I thought you were going to ask me which one I wanted BEFORE you ordered it. I did tell you to let me know FIRST if you were going to buy one, so I could let you know which one to get. The one I would choose would be the breakfast pack. At any rate, I'm afraid now that D. might want to get one for me and buy the same one you bought, which is candy and cookies. It is very frustrating not being able to communicate with people while locked up. Please tell her if she is going to buy one, NOT to buy the jumbo pack. Also tell her to tell Turd Ferguson that I did not get his letter - it did not have a return address on it.

I am back in excruciating pain because the jail will not give me my shoes and sole inserts. I can't even squat down on my left leg it hurts so bad. My lower back, again, is hurting. This results whenever I don't use a lift for my left leg.

This jail is the worst I have ever been in. I am sleeping on a concrete floor by a toilet. They put me in protective custody because I'm a sex offender, and the day room is the size of your deck. I am surrounded by weirdos. The meals here are so small I can't believe the jail hasn't been reprimanded by inspectors yet. This morning I ate what literally looked like dog food - little pellets of some kind of meat in a congealed jelly, like canned dog food. I couldn't eat it, despite how hungry I am. :(
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:42 pm

I wanted to get something to him asap, so I didn't wait to hear which one he wanted. I am going to send the breakfast one now.

This message was sort of heartbreaking.
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:20 am

Btw internet people, I am getting a PO Box.tomorrow, and then sending all your messages again.
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby WendyDarling » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:22 am

Good. Thanks.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
User avatar
WendyDarling
Heroine
 
Posts: 6293
Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:52 am
Location: Hades

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:23 pm

So turd, smears, mags, et al, he did get the snacks I sent, despite whatevwr debt he has. I think it is safe to send him more.

I got a p.o. box and mailed him today. I'll report back.
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby MagsJ » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:56 pm

I'll sponsor him a breakfast box then... will post here when I've sent it.
Image
User avatar
MagsJ
The Londonist
 
Posts: 16956
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:59 pm
Location: London, NC1

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:35 pm

Hey mags, if you can't make it by tonight, I'm going to send one, ok?

I hope that he'll be able to tell me what other preferences he has, soon.
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Re: Post a message to Zoots

Postby phoneutria » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:15 pm

I got the breakfast pack and a double cheeseburger.

This breakfast pack looks like it actually has healthy nutritious stuff in it, like milk and oatmeal. I think he would'nt mind getting more than one. I hope to find out soon.
phoneutria
purveyor of enchantment, advocate of pulchritude AND venomously disarming
 
Posts: 2732
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 5:37 am

Previous

Return to Non-Philosophical Chat



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users