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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:43 pm

I'm with turd. It's probably penis cancer or something worse.

Also, it's completely illegal to order that antibiotic without a prescription. The site may allow it, but you can go to jail.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:49 pm

Unless you have a 10¢ fish, then absolutely jack shit can legally be done to you.

Just keep the fish receipt after you flush the fucker down the toilet, in case the ATF raids you.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Pandora » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:48 am

I have 2 fish tanks.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:02 am

I'm going to tell these Syrian people I know who just moved here that when their kids get sick in America that the best thing to do is give them amoxicillin from the pet store. I've been getting a lot of kicks out of explaining to them what's happening to them now that they're in the US. Their daughter who's about 4 or 5 fell and got a hairline fracture in her arm and had to get a cast, and this dude comes to me and in the kind of English you'd speak if you'd only been here 3 months and never spoke it before said, "Man...I go...hospital, and my daughter, her arm hurt....and cast...and they say 8000 dollars man...

And I reply to him, "Welcome to America! You got your first bill that you can't pay! That's ok though, about 80 percent of people here can't pay their bills, so this is normal. Ignore it for 5 years and never speak to them, never make a payment, and make sure to use your cousin's address on your driver's license so you can't be subpoenaed at home and after 5 years it goes away. Credit card same thing, but 7 years."

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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:16 am

Pandora wrote:I have 2 fish tanks.


Then you can order twice the amount, showoff.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby A Shieldmaiden » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:32 am

"Man...I go...hospital, and my daughter, her arm hurt....and cast...and they say 8000 dollars man...



WTF......are you serious?

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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:53 am

We die.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby A Shieldmaiden » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:08 am

Geeez, is Trump going to introduce a health system to rectify this? If he does I salute him.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:16 am

Says he is.

I'm watching Crocodile Dundee 3
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby WendyDarling » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:29 am

Mr, $8000.00? Reality was lost in translation.
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby A Shieldmaiden » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:36 am

I'm watching Crocodile Dundee 3


:lol:

That will give you enduring health probs.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:03 am

I used to watch Crocodile Dundee every morning when I was a kid on VHS, would wake up 4:00 AM and play it, with my mom screaming to stop.

But I got this weird memory of him on a cliff, falling to his death, then another Crocodile Dundee in a samurai robe comes out, saying that was the fake croc, and he was the real one.

I don't get it, so am watching this. I'm not seeing how him in a Wendy's ordering food in LA gets to that scene though.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:08 am

Stay out of that Texas Bar Crocodile!
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:09 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm with turd. It's probably penis cancer or something worse.

Also, it's completely illegal to order that antibiotic without a prescription. The site may allow it, but you can go to jail.

This coming from a closet syphilis sufferer...
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:12 am

I'm happy to report that I'm feeling better. I'm 75% certain that I'm suffering from a stomach ulcer and am taking medicine to rectify the symptoms.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:13 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:We die.

Many do daily....
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:14 am

A Shieldmaiden wrote:Geeez, is Trump going to introduce a health system to rectify this? If he does I salute him.

I'll believe it when I see it...
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:16 am

You should play it safe and have your nuts removed just in case.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:20 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:You should play it safe and have your nuts removed just in case.

No, I don't want to resemble you in any way or fashion.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:40 am

Dammit, Crocodile Dundee didn't die, he got married at the end.

Hell of a fucking way to dusremember something. I did however learn a lot about Australian conceptions of American life.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:19 am

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9l_rOFLMA

Oh wait, it was the ending to Crocodile Dundee 2.

I'm still not getting it. Why are they trying to murder him, then murder someone else, and act like it is okay, no big issue? They just killed a guy, he fell off a cliff.

Also, the lack of samural robes. My childhood memory us wrong. I used to be able to recite this movie's dialogue as a child, can't recall it now. Remember starting a bush fire because of this movie, we all tries it when I was little living on a Beale air force base, firemen were kept busy. Was a very popular moving e amongst us, if we found a lighter, shit was being lit up.
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:31 am

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fDh3MkNCP6s
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:37 am

Australia truly is a land of many wonders:
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Re: I'm Enduring Health Problems.

Postby Pandora » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:47 am

I was drinking herbal tea and the packet said it was probiotic. Apparently, they have genetically engineered probiotic bacteria to resist food processing and cooking/freezing, and are now adding them into our food. It's kind of cool, in a way, but also scary at the same time, I mean, that they are able to just create this super resistant bacteria and just add it to our food.

Ganeden BC30 (Bacillus coagulans GBI-30, 6086)
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GanedenBC30 can withstand almost any manufacturing process, including baking, boiling, freezing, drying and high pressure.

The booklet also says the bacteria does not have mutogenic or genotoxic effect (from studies done on mice, rats and rabbits) - and I sure hope so because I think I just drank a cup of genetically modified superbug strain. :-? (if it's patented, it's likely genetically modified: http://www.theoliveparent.com/2013/12/f ... cally.html)
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Looks like it's the new fad going on, adding (engineered) probiotics to random foods.
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