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Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:51 am

I am the most normal person in the world, and everyone needs to learn to be more like me.
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Postby A Shieldmaiden » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:57 pm

Why?
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Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:14 pm

I have the best orgasms.
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Postby surreptitious57 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:27 pm

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I am the most normal person in the world and everyone needs to learn to be more like me

Now there is objectively no such thing as normal with regard to human psychology
We are all unique and what is normal to one may not be normal to everyone else
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:13 pm

Turd, if you're the model of perfection for the world then humanity truly is screwed.
Civilization is a ship of fools headed to a one way destination of catastrophe and annihilation, its many captains populated by asshole-idiots that all agree it is unsinkable.

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Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:03 pm

Exactly Joker, they will have the best orgasms too.

Now there is objectively no such thing as normal with regard to human psychology
We are all unique and what is normal to one may not be normal to everyone else


I smell some bullshit here. If that was so, you wouldn't be able to state it, the variation between each individual would be so great that language wouldn't exist, as far too many people wouldn't even be able to grasp basic statements like "no" or "yes", given their ability to process it would be off slight different from another. Billions wouldn't reply to the most basic of hand gesters. Billions would walk upright, billions of adults would crawl, some would walk on their hands, some squirm like snakes to get around, cause their brains all be different. We wouldn't have neurologists or brain surgeons cause the brain would be so chaotic nobody would every bother to map each and every unique set up.

Now I know you managed to fail every anatomy call you ever had because you call a man with a cock and balls and no bag or utereus a she when with 100% certainty, it is a he, so maybe cytoarchitecture isn't your speciality, but maybe perhaps your exaggerating just a little bit on the variation on the physical and processing capapabilities of the human mind, that maybe like, 99.9% of everything we process is done pretty much the fucking same, and that's the reason why humans are so damn good at falling into the background of civilization, looking like generic squares?
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Postby surreptitious57 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:27 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
Now there is objectively no such thing as normal with regard to human psychology
We are all unique and what is normal to one may not be normal to everyone else

If that was so you wouldnt be able to state it the variation between each individual would be so great language wouldnt exist as far too many
people wouldnt even be able to grasp basic statements like no or yes given their ability to process it would be off slight different from another

People can simultaneously be unique yet still share some common traits. That would not be true if they were carbon copies of each other. Even
identical twins only share the same DNA. In other aspects such as their psychology they can be different to each other even if only marginally so
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Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:45 am

They could differ in thinking even if carbon copies, and the latter part of your list I was never opposed to.

The mind in largely generic. No two clones will develop the same shape minds if left to experience life till old age, one may end up smarter, but we all have the same brain regions and networks. Even in the cases of known super geniuses the change to a brain region or two is very small, just a extra ridge or even that the region was smaller than expected. Everything still largely connects as it always has.
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Postby demoralized » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:34 am

Do your orgasms involve electrical stimulation of the prostate?
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Postby surreptitious57 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:27 am


And do you have electric current passing through your balls as well
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:21 am

Turd, you should put one of these things on your nuts and shock yourself while you ejaculate.

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:29 pm

Everyone knows females have the better orgasms.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:44 pm

See, if you were more like me, you wouldn't need to resort to such methods just to ejaculate.
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:56 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:See, if you were more like me, you wouldn't need to resort to such methods just to ejaculate.


So using female methods, like female porn is bad a bad method to ejaculate?
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Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:40 pm

In your case, it is just wrong for you to orgasm, ever.
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:52 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:In your case, it is just wrong for you to orgasm, ever.


Even back when I was teen and hated my penis, I didn't feel orgasm was wrong.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:00 am

Society asks in your case, just no more, as it clearly hasn't worked out positively for you, you've gotten nothing but positive feedback. It be far better if you just hopped a train to Providence, Rhode Island, got a job as a dish boy at a IHOP, and registered for classes at a local community college for accounting.
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:37 pm

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Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:31 pm

Glad you agree no more.
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