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Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:40 am

Which are you?

I'm in the hobo camp.

Mr. Reasonable claims to be too rich, and is always going on long, slow boat rides through the wilderness with just men, so he is in the Homo camp.

That's how it works people. Where do you stand? One or the other, no alternative.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:58 am

I'm not too rich, and I sold my Kayak about a year or so ago because my shoulder is too old and I don't want to end up as one of those old people who has to eat painkillers all the time.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:00 am

Okay, he is on a slow transition out of homo, let us know when you finally arrive to hobo.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:01 am

Trixie is a flamming homo, wants to turn his asshole into a sloppy poop-gina.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:03 am

It's not an either/or. I can be not a homo or a hobo. I live indoors and I only put my penis into natural born vaginas.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:05 am

How do you explain all those pics you posted of you hanging out with homos then? Not to mention you look like Jared from Subway. Nothing Jared liked more than raking a nice 6 inch combo- though where he is now, he likely is taking a foot long.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby iambiguous » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:05 am

Great, just what we need another one of these threads.

It's the ILP equivalent of reality TV.

Oh, and I'm a hobo of course. Though not a turd. :wink:

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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Peter Kropotkin » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:57 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm not too rich, and I sold my Kayak about a year or so ago because my shoulder is too old and I don't want to end up as one of those old people who has to eat painkillers all the time.



K: are you kidding? my goal is to become one of those old people who eat painkillers
all the time... I can't think of any better goal to try to achieve......

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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:How do you explain all those pics you posted of you hanging out with homos then? Not to mention you look like Jared from Subway. Nothing Jared liked more than raking a nice 6 inch combo- though where he is now, he likely is taking a foot long.


I don't have to explain shit.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:35 am

You also said you wanted to cook me dinner in the dinner thread. That's pretty gay.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:47 am

Homo sapien (not plural) box checked for yours truly. Sorry to be so typical.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:50 am

Like I said, no way to choose a clever way out.

What you said was pretty gay anyway, so I'm listing you under homo. You gotta be pretty fucking gay to want to have sex with Joker anyway.

Okay, who's next?
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:09 am

I'm going in not out. You have to go in to reach the shriveled black heart of a hobo.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:14 am

Your a black hobo?

I didn't know, nobody ever told me your race. Happy being a black person to you Day, Maniacal. Know everyone supports you for coming out.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:18 am

Epic fail on your last post there, Turdster; I hope you're editing it while I slowly type this with my two little dainty fingers.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:21 am

Guns without ammo. Tsk, tsk. And you said that your military trained, to what clean latrines, yourself on every other Tuesday?
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:30 pm

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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:35 pm

I am a homo always was. Wanted to be a lesbian the moment I had a sexuality.

I am also a hobo, as a kid I liked trains, trains are part of hobo culture.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:07 pm

No, your just a homo.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:11 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:No, your just a homo.


I used to be a hobo as a kid, mom couldnt pay the bills and was homeless. Strong black independent woman.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:03 pm

Peter Kropotkin wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:I'm not too rich, and I sold my Kayak about a year or so ago because my shoulder is too old and I don't want to end up as one of those old people who has to eat painkillers all the time.



K: are you kidding? my goal is to become one of those old people who eat painkillers
all the time... I can't think of any better goal to try to achieve......

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Wow. Maybe you just haven't seen what those things actually do to people. I could be an old person who smokes weed, but not who takes painkillers.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:05 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:You also said you wanted to cook me dinner in the dinner thread. That's pretty gay.


I said that I wanted to mail you something to eat because you were eating spam. Spam was invented as a tool of oppression. Like rice, or lettuce. People aren't supposed to eat that shit, and it's part of the reason behind the massive consolidation of wealth in the world. Eat real food please. And don't say that spam is real food. I don't care which backward ass island tribe thinks it's a delicacy. It's not.
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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:33 pm

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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:20 am

Turd, it's downright unfriendly on yourself to speak ill of homosexual hobos.....

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Re: Two Kinds Of Posters: Hobos or Homos, which are you?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:49 am

Turd, if you ever post anything like that again I will seriously contemplate figuring out the friends and foes list shit and actually making it to where I can never see your posts again.
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