Process of elimination. All of the leader’s you have are the one’s you simply don’t need. Simply by breathing oxygen, I don’t have to do anything at all, and I will be a better leader than the ones you have to choose from, because they will do nothing but make things worse, simply by breathing oxygen I win by default.
I look like a Smurf because Smurf’s remind you of Keebler elves. In the spirit of Keebler elves, I promise to give all americans Natural and prosperous lives but with a little touch of artificial plastic boost to assist with the nation.
It is about time we get a president who has a solid sense of style. If we cannot have a president who has a keen sense of aesthetics, how can we know they can have a keen sense of running this nation?
As a non American I can not vote but fully support Trixie in her campaign to be leader of the Free World. She would at long last be able to finance
her ambition to make a DNA machine. She would also have zero trouble in getting laid by the hot beautiful sexy lesbians of her dreams. These two
factors would mean never again would she ever be unhappy. So why would not any one want her for President? There is just no reason whatsoever
Absolutely and I couldn’t agree more. I would also put an end to the endless bickering and warfare that plagues this great nation. I would have a tax plan that is better than Trump our Hillary’s combined. In fact I daresay I would not only be the wisest president, but perhaps the wisest leader of all time, wiser than Solomon himself.