You mock my pricey organic offerings.. how very dare you.Turd Ferguson wrote:I gotta say, Magsj, it is certainly a very good thing you and I aren't a thing, cause I wouldn't last.
Seriously, you serve me uncooked squid one night, then pumpkin and ear soup.... with the pumkkin still fully intact.....
Shit, honestly. I would just start crying and deeply question what I got myself into. Wondering if it should be a noose, or headfirst off the roof. No way I'm putting up with that for the rest of my days.
lolMaybe I can go into hiding in Hondoras, just convince the locals I'm a escaped criminal or some shit and run a automotive shop, and get a bunch of face tattoos. But then, twenty years later, I might pull out from under a car, to look up, seeing you standing there, with some Possum Head Alfredo. I'd have to blow my brains out on the spot. Just can't go through with it, no escape. No escape.
That would all make for a very good film you know.. riveting viewing indeed.. there's always takeout you know. A marriage or life shouldn't have to end for differences in taste of cuisine it doesn't have to end this way.