Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 9, 2016, 2:56pm
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Edited by MagsJ to add: topic split from Ecmandu’s response to this post…
Hell is a voluntary separation from God. It is in man’s nature to love God, you go against this, choosing to be cruel to his people, you choose this. Why would a kind and just God associate tyrants and murderers with his children for a eternity? This is neither kindness of justice.
I recommend a reading of “The Pumpkinification of the Divine Claudius” for further insights, written by Seneca- I and another ILP poster a while back discovered a lost work this work was based off of (was much more me actually, when we translated the text I recognized the story), I have yet to publish my findings (wasn’t a original idea by Seneca, but part of a tradition), but I believe you will readily see the point in Seneca’s Comedy. I’ve used aspects of it in slamming Sauwelios.
Apocolocyntosis
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocolocyntosis
The work traces the death of Claudius, his ascent to heaven and judgment by the gods, and his eventual descent to Hades. At each turn, of course, Seneca mocks the late emperor’s personal failings, most notably his arrogant cruelty and his inarticulateness. After Mercury persuades Clotho to kill the emperor, Claudius walks to Mount Olympus, where he convinces Hercules to let the gods hear his suit for deification in a session of the divine senate. Proceedings are in Claudius’ favor until Augustus delivers a long and sincere speech listing some of Claudius’ most notorious crimes. Most of the speeches of the gods are lost through a large gap in the text. Mercury escorts him to Hades. On the way, they see the funeral procession for the emperor, in which a crew of venal characters mourn the loss of the perpetual Saturnalia of the previous reign. In Hades, Claudius is greeted by the ghosts of all the friends he has murdered. These shades carry him off to be punished, and the doom of the gods is that he should shake dice forever in a box with no bottom (gambling was one of Claudius’ vices): every time he tries to throw the dice they fall out and he has to search the ground for them. Suddenly Caligula turns up, claims that Claudius is an ex-slave of his, and hands him over to be a law clerk in the court of the underworld.
It is a short work, online. Quite funny.
Ahh… So you’re sophisticated about heaven and hell eh?
I tried to send everyone in the cosmos to hell for a measly 400 billion years…
Didn’t work out too well for me , even though, quite frankly, they deserved it…
Once you stop being a sycophant, you become an adult Turd…
And you are far from being an adult
To Ecmandu…
“…”
Get. Out. Of. Here.
Does heaven have physical bodies or something? I thought they were immortal. So what’s the fuss?
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 9, 2016, 3:57pm
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I apologize for offending you Trixie …
Heaven comes in a lot of forms…
There is no “one heaven”
Some people keep bodies, others don’t …
My reasoning behind 400 billion years of hell is that every second goes out like a shockwave to everyone…
So that’s 7 billion seconds accumulated…
Understand ??
The problem here is that the number one topic that causes problems on earth is female sexual stratification…
So every second that goes by without mentioning it, is 7 billion seconds in hell
While I see your point, women are difficult and unreasonable, and don’t care if they send you to hell…
maybe it is because they were sent to hell by you earlier, and so subconsciously, they don’t care if anyone else goes there either.
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 9, 2016, 4:03pm
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There were a lot of things I didn’t understand back then that now I do…
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 9, 2016, 6:05pm
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The way I see it, threads veer sometimes, just like natural conversation…
Video poker is an electronic slot machine, it’s gambling
MagsJ
(..a chic geek)
September 9, 2016, 7:26pm
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The way I see it you already have a thread on the subject you keep veering off on.
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 9, 2016, 11:20pm
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Hey it’s not my fault if turd says he’s going to send us all to hell!!!
Honestly mag!!
I never said I was going to.send anyone to hell, just that I was content with the wisdom most of you couldn’t make it into heaven. Suks to be U.
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 2:13am
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See what I mean mags!!!
He’s just sucking on daddy’s nipple, TRYING to be inflammatory !!
Grow up and get some balls turd!!
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 3:20am
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I still have a lot of pull in this universe turd…
Your arrogance is astounding…
I will personally send you to hell…
Throw boiling water in my skin and shave it off with a razor until I die…
You’re going there!!
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 3:29am
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This is my last post here…
I have nothing else to say philosophically for a long time…
You’re going to learn the hard way turd…
Mr badass military!
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 3:07pm
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Sorry about my temper tantrum mag…
So here’s the deal turd…
People would actually be scared of they knew what I was…
I let you eat food, drink water and I not only composed this song… I sang it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA
You have a lot to learn turd
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 3:48pm
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Let’s do a little history lesson…
When Jesus fasted for 40 days… The angels came to him…
Do you really think Jesus is the highest being???
I am an angel, and you can take all your requests to me!
I’ve spent so many lives with god it’s absurd…
God is a god, not thee god…
Guess we have to add Ecmandu to the growing list of ILP transsexuals.
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 7:23pm
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You know what’s funny …
When gays are trying to get in your pants they’re all like “oh everyone’s a little bi” (even though they’re not !!)
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 7:25pm
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I was alive before I even came to this world…
Ecmandu
(Ecmandu)
September 10, 2016, 7:36pm
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You have to understand…what you think of as god…
Everyone gets to be someday…
It’s not a permanent seat…
I was an archangel longer than this whole world has been in diapers …
I raised you, I fed you…
That’s why this world hasn’t killed me yet…
Killing me is like a horrible matricide or patricide
Everyone’s a little bi. But gays are overly entitled. They get to have sex with whoever they want (even women.) And they expect guys to be attracted to them when they aren’t even fem.
My.comment was meant for the other thread.